Author: HAHAHAHA CLICKBAIT TITLE!

Kaede: You're a dick

Author: And you're comatose

Angie: You're gonna lose readers

Author: Like how you lost your life

Rosé: Ghost don't exist...

Honey: I'm sure they do babe, just let them believe

Tsuki: So this is what Gonta told me about the main cast answering questions

Makoto: There are soooo many books about me doing the same thing

Hajime: Nagito and Chaiki would've loved this...

Souda: Isn't this great Ms. Sonia?!

Sonia: Gundham...

Author: So yeah, stories over and now you can ask these rejects questions and such

Author: Oh yeeaaah and Angie came back, and Shuichi is depressed....

Author: Jeez, where is this book even going?

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