Kaede runs into the Author's office by kicking down his door

Kaede: AUTHOR!

Author: WHAT THE HELL KAEDE?

Kaede: It's Shuichi's BIRTHDAY!

Author:

Author: Um ok... and?

Kaede: WHAT DO YOU MEAN AND?

Author: What do you want us to do?

Kaede: Um.... can you let me see him...?

Author: Hell NO-

Author: Sure why not

Author: B-but-

Kaede: Oh Thank you Thank you Thaaaaaaaaaank you!

Author: Just go give him a happy birthday

Kaede: Will do!

End

Achievement re-unlocked: Physical Saimatsu