Dared by Moonlightselena77 : Oh no! I dare Kiyo and Angie to save Kokichi!

Author: GOD DAMMIT WE HAVE TO LEAVE AGAIN!

Author: Wait, Wait, this is what we neeed!

Author: What do you mean?

Author: Let's get everyone to work together to save Kokichi!

Author: Ok, how do we do that

Author: You go make the announcement and I'll get everyone into the answering room

Author: Ok!

The Authors separate in different directions

Despair Author arrives in answering booth

Author runs to announcement room

Author: Wait? HES SUPPOSED TO BE IN HER- GOD DAMMIT

Author: ATTENTION CAST, Meet in the answering booth, except for Kokichi, because... er..... were planning his surprise party....absolutely nothing else!

Author heads to answering booth

Everyone ( excluding Kokichi) was there

Author: Alright the rejects are here

Kaede: Fuck you!

edAuthor: Guys... we have a problem....

Kaito: Oh god, what is it...

Author: *sigh*, Kiyo, angie... Remember when we performed that exorcism on Moonlightselena77 ?

Kiyo and Angie: Yeah?

Author: Remember when we completed it, the demon escaped...

Kiyo and Angie:Y-Yeah....

Author: Well... it possessed Kokichi

Everyone: W-What?

Maki: S-So, KOKICHIS BEEN POSSESSED BY A DEMON!?

Author: Yeah....

Rantaro: AH- WHAT DO WE DO?!

Author: Thats why were all here! We need to brainstorm ideas!

Tsumugi: Um.. ok? Any ideas?

Everyone sat down and thought of ideas

Kirumi: Why Don't we just perform an exorcism again?

Autor: If we do, it'll just repeat the same mistake and it'll possess someone else

Shuichi taps his chin

Shuichi: BLOWJOB!

Kaede: Not right now Shuich-

Shuichi: No not for me, for Kokichi

Everyone: Your gonna give a blowjob to Kokichi?

Shuichi: NO! Miu will consume Holy water, and suck off Kokichi to suck out the demon

Author: Shuichi.. YOUR A GENIUS, A PERVERTED GENIUS!

Author: Alright! KIYO GET YOUR HOLY WATER AND EVERYONE EXCEPT MIU HOLD KOKICHI DOWN

Everyone but Miu ran to Kokichis room

Miu:....You guys didn't even ask for my consent...

Miu: *sigh* whatever

She soon joined the others

Author: *whispering* alright guys, were gonna knock down the door, we'll hold Kokichi down and Miu gets to sucking

Ryoma: You drank the Holy water right Miu?

Miu: Y-Yeah

Author: Alright on 3

Author: 1-2-

Kirumi: FUCK NUMBERS!

Kirumi kicks down the door

Kokichi: God dammit again!

Everyone: HIYAAAAAAAA

Kokichi: AHHHHHH

Everyone landed on top of Kokichi pinning him down

Kokichi: Oh what the hell!

Author: Kokichi we know you've been possessed by a demon

Kokichis eyes turn blood red

Kokichi: GET OFF ME NOW AND I WILL MAKE YOU DEATHS SWIFT

Everyone, even Gonta had a hard time holding hin down

Himiko: Ghg! God dammit Kokichi, STOP

Author: Miu get to sucking!

Miu: Uh- Right

Miu begins to unbuckle his pants

Kokichi: Wait... is it finally happening?!

Miu gets to his boxers

She almost pulls them down long enough to reveal his dick until...

Gay voice: Hold on a second y'all~

Shuichi: Where the hell did that come from

Kaito: Ah! It's coming from him

Author: Holy shit! ITS THE DEMON

everyone: AHHHH DONT POSSESS ME!

Demon: Y'all must got me fucked up

Suddenly a rainbow spewed out of Kokichis mouth

It formed into a human like demon wearing rainbow colored clothing

Gay demon: Hey y'aaaaalll, itsss gaay demon~!

Kaede: Gay-Demon?

Gay Demon: Of couurse sweetie, oh its just totally fantastic to see you all?

Author: So wait your a fa-

Normal Author covers despair authors mouth

Author: Your a homosexual?

Gay Demon: Ah, yes sweetie~

Kiyo: Do you kind telling us why you possessed Kokichi?

Gay demon: Oh right..

Gay demon: after you and your girlfriend ripped me out of that other girls body, I had to find a new host, and he was the closest one~

Everyone: Ohhhhh

Gay demon: But hey trying to kill me by getting that Hussy to suck me out was not cool!

Everyone: Uhhh

Gay demon: Ugh, every guy here is Bi, Ae, or heterosexual and theres no one who likes dick and doesn't have a vagina heeereeeee, Ah, im so out of here

Gay demon fades away

Author: Um.. I guess things are back to normal

Author: Alrighty then lets get the fuck out of here, it smells like blood and hornyness

Everyone but Miu and Kokichi left

Miu looks at Kokichi

Miu: *Smiles* glad to have you back

Kokichi: Yeah, glad to be back...

End

Achievement unlocked: Gay Demon