Me-*taps a finger against the armrest of my chair as I wait for the demon to come*

Thirteen- *appears in a quick flash of sudden light the color of light purple fog, dropping to one knee to kneel* Hello, Lady Rio.

Me-*beams, seemingly happy at his appearance* Thirteen! How are you?

Thirteen- I am fine. *rises, cocking his head* I am under the assumption that if I am called to this room, I have a dare to perform or a question to answer, yes? 

Me- Well, you got all this down to spot! Yeah, you have a dare to perform. *waves the paper and Thirteen just blinks* 

Thirteen-*snatches the paper from my hand with alarming speed, a blur of gray and chains as they clank together* *back in his usual spot after several milliseconds, peering down at the paper* To line up all the monster slayers and do not run from them.

Me- Can you manage?

Thirteen-*sighs* All the monster slayers? That'd be around...perhaps three hundred or so? They're very rare. I cannot confirm that all of them will come out alive.

Me- You can't use your weapons and powers.

Thirteen-*pauses* Oh, yes, I know. *nods towards where he had ditched his flail a little while back near the doorway* I'm talking about what the other twelve demons will do. Eight does seem rather protective of me...*creepy, half-smile*

Me-...*sweatdrops* Oh, count the demons and angels and people who aren't human from Oblivion's Spawn...

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Thirteen-*sighs as he readjusts Athos' position* Honestly, can you not keep still?

Athos-*only grips his glaives tighter, one in each hand at the demon's touch* No...?

Jet-*risks a side-glance at his partner, then at Thirteen, who had moved down to the last person on the row*

Thirteen- Excellent, Rivel.

Rivel-*rolls his amber eyes, tugging up his hoodie to shield his face* Why are we involved? I am not sure you would count a reaper as a monster slayer...much less an angel. *waves a hand at Shikimo*

Shikimo-*just bounces on her toes*

Thirteen-*sighs* Please stop bouncing. *taps her shoulder once and the angel stops, looking curiously at him, then at Heaven himself*

Heaven- Mm...neither my lovely Shiki or I have much of a taste for 'slaying'. We are the hope after death.

Thirteen- I do not care.

Heaven-*miffed as Thirteen takes a step back, vanishing and reappearing a distance away* 

Thirteen-*holds up his arms, as if to say a prayer to the sky and calls* Come at me, my slayers! Let's see if my blood is spilled upon his ground.

Jet- A demon offering for us to kill him? Sweet! *spins his corseques as he starts to charge*

Thirteen-*sighs, as several of them make a move for him* Honestly.

Eight- OHOHO! Whose's trying to injure my dear Thirteen~? *his weapons shift from a mace to a double-bladed axe, back to mace, then a katana, then flail, before going back to a mace as he twirls it*

Thirteen- This was exactly what I'm talking about. 

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Me-*watches the screen intensely* *winces as I watch it go down before hollering* CAS! I NEED THE MOP FOR CLEANING BLOOD AGAIN!