The Nintega Guy: King_Elements asks Mario, who was in charge of giving an invitation to a piranha plant to smash? And not giving it to someone else like Neptune?

Neptune: King_Elements, hats off to you for showing the respect I deserve, my dude.

Mario: Neptune, let me-a answer the question please. And I highly doubt that you would be in Smash.

Neptune: Nep-what?! Joker got in Smash, and he's part of a M-rated game. I should be eligible as well.

Joker: It's not that M-rated when you look closely at it, and looking back. . . everyone was happy that I was getting into Smash. I mean Nintega mains me.

The Nintega Guy: You got that right Joker. He's even top tier.

Sonic: Oh, come on! Why can't you use me once in a while?

The Nintega Guy: With all of the nerfs you got Sonic. . . there's no way I'm maining you ever again.

Sonic: Screw you.

Mario: LET ME ANSWER THE QUESTION!

The Nintega Guy: Oh, sorry continue Mario.

Mario: *sighs* Blame Masahiro Sakurai. He's the one responsible for giving invitation to us characters for Smash.

Twilight Sparkle: I was even surprised to see that a plant could fight. How is that physically possible?

Mario: There are over 50 species of-a Piranha Plants Twilight. You'd be-a surprised.

Twilight Sparkle: Hmm. . . if Fluttershy was here, she would definitely want to hear all of those species.

Mario: Trust me. I was never expecting the plant either, but for some reason-a Sakurai decided to give the invite to the plant and not Waluigi.

The Nintega Guy: Yes, thank you! We NEED Waluigi in Smash!

Neptune: So. . . we're giving up on the whole "have Neptune in Smash?" 

Joker: Pretty much.

Neptune: Alright, Plan B. Make an invite.

The Nintega Guy: And just how are you going to invite yourself to Smash?

Neptune: Twilight?

Twilight raises an eyebrow before going wide-eyed at what Neptune was implying.

Twilight Sparkle: No, Neptune! I am not using a duplication spell to forge an invite for you!

Neptune: Damn it, just when I thought I could get everybody's favorite protagonist in the biggest character crossover game of all time.