The Nintega Guy: Alright Joker, you've got your first question.

Joker: Great, let's see what I can answer. Give it to me buddy.

The Nintega Guy: Alright, Dracokinslayer asks Joker: What was it like fighting shadows for the first time and entering the shadow world that you guys call. . . what was it again?

Joker: That place is called Mementos. It's where the entire public's cognition resides.

Sonic: Wait. . . so. . . do we have shadows of ourselves too?

Joker: No, you pincushion. If you don't any insecurities, pure of heart, or oppose a palace ruler, you can't have a shadow of yourself.

Twilight Sparkle: So what's it like fighting shadows Joker?

Joker: When I confronted Kamoshida along with Ryuji, trust me when I said that I was hella scared. But then something did happen. . . something that was probably the best feeling that I've ever had.

Neptune: Ooooh. What it so good like having-

The Nintega Guy covers Neptune's mouth.

The Nintega Guy: Shut the hell up Neptune!

Neptune licks The Nintega Guy's hand and he recoils in disgust.

Neptune: I was going to say masturbation.

The Nintega Guy: THAT'S ALMOST AS BAD AS WHAT I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY!!! 

Twilight Sparkle: You are such a perv, Neptune!

Neptune: Perving out is what the heart does best.

Joker: Guys, don't worry. I know exactly how to handle Neptune in this situation.

Mario: Really?

Neptune: W-What?!

Joker: Come. . . ARSENE!

Joker takes off his mask and a blue fiery aura surrounds him and soon enough behind him, his persona Arsene appears.

Joker: *snaps fingers* Arsene! Curse Neptune with Eiha!

Neptune: Nepu! No! No! No! I don't need any curses! I surrender, please!

Joker: Too late.

Arsene shoots out bolts of curses at Neptune and she is just constantly dodging them while screaming.

Neptune: SOMEONE HELP ME!!!

Sonic: Yyyyyyyeah. . . nope.

Neptune: Help me you pricks!

Mario: Nah, we will just-a sit back for a second Neptune.

The Nintega Guy: Getting back to the topic. What was it like entering Mementos for the first time Joker?

Joker: It was weird. . . but Morgana cleared everything out about it. We're so lucky that he can turn into a van. Otherwise, we would have to walk miles down the entire train-like distortion.

Mario: Train like?

Joker: The people in Mementos take trains down to the depths of it.

Twilight Sparkle: Interesting.

Joker: Still, Mementos is a dangerous place, they're are lots of shadows and. . . one dangerous one that. . . oh man, was almost as hard when I challenged Caroline and Justine to a fight.

Sonic: What's that shadow called?

Joker: The Reaper.

Sonic: That does sound kind of intimidating when you think about it?

Joker: Trust me, it's one shadow you don't want to mess with.

Neptune: Please, call off the damn Persona Joker, I've had enough running!

Joker: *sighs* Fine. Return!

Arsene disappears and Joker's mask reappears on his face.

Neptune: I'm going to Nep you all up when it's my turn to answer a question next.

The Nintega Guy: Let it go Nep. You deserved it for your lewd sayings.

Neptune: That's what my fanboys love to hear though!