All of the Nintega All Stars are sitting in their chairs together in the conference room still waiting for Purple Heart to find Nintega. Sonic was tapping his foot impatiently and he does it so fast to the point where he stands up and groans loudly.

Sonic: That's it! Nep's been gone for hours and this book as barely been updated! I'm out!

Sonic does his Super Peel-Out getting ready to leave, but Twilight stops him with her magic.

Twilight Sparkle: Stop Sonic! She'll be back. Nintega's just hiding somewhere is all.

Sonic: Hiding my red High-tops! What's it going to be?! Nintega or no Nintega! I'd rather be running in the Green Hill Zone!

Joker: Wait! Everyone be quiet for a second. . . Do you all hear that?

Sonic stops his attempt to run and everyone goes silent before hearing two voices faintly getting closer.

The Nintega Guy: *in the distance* No! No, no, no, no!

Purple Heart (Neptune): *in the distance* *sighs* Quit struggling already. Just trying to find you was hard enough.

The Nintega Guy: *in the distance* I'm NOT answering that question!

Purple Heart (Neptune): *in the distance* We can't leave the readers in suspense for what they want to know. . .

Mario: Oh. . . they're back now.

Sonic: *taps foot* About time. 

The voices were getting closer as eventually the door was opened to reveal Purple Heart dragging Nintega on the ground by his foot.

Purple Heart (Neptune): In our perspective, we've been on hiatus for only a couple of hours, but the readers haven't seen answers for months.

Twilight Sparkle: Yeah, where did you go to hide anyway Nintega?

Purple Heart (Neptune): I found him trying to sneak himself into one of Jammy's books and it was his own ask your questions book.

The Nintega Guy: Hey! I had to go somewhere to prevent you from making me ask the last question!

Purple Heart reverts back to Neptune.

Neptune: You're lucky that I came to find you, I haven't had pudding in ages in here.

The Nintega Guy: You eat pudding for a living, Nep! It doesn't matter where you eat it whether it's in my books or others it's the same pudding you eat, so don't you dare ask me to get you some more, when I already know that you're lying and probably ate like five cups of it before coming to find me.

Sonic: Oh, no wonder it was taking you so long! You should've left finding Nintega to me.

Neptune: Pudding is like my power source! I need it or I can't function like a true robo protagonist should!

Twilight Sparkle: Technically, you're not a robot! You're a CPU! And enough with the protagonist puns already!

Neptune: No! That's exactly why I'm the main character! To let the readers see just how Neppy that I can be! *Neps internally*

Joker: Minutes into this chapter without a question to answer and she's already bullshitting.

The Nintega Guy: That's Neptune folks!

Mario: Despite Neptune's craziness, what's the next question Nintega?

Nintega pulls out the list and it's gotten crazy long ever since he left and he groans once he sees the next question.

The Nintega Guy: . . .Nep Alert! It's for Nep again. . .

Neptune then shoves Nintega to the side getting excited.

Neptune: Alrighty! What's on the ask menu today for ol' Nep?

Nintega snatches the list back so that he can read it out loud, he looks at the question more before smirking.

The Nintega Guy: *chuckles mischievously* I wouldn't go excited now, Neptune. Jordanwolfboy9743 asks Neptune, words on the street is that you secretly have a thing for (Y/N), but you don't wanna admit it. Is this true?

Neptune's eyes widen and she blushes before the rest look at her yelling out "Ooooh!"

Mario: Hmm, this should be-a interesting.

Neptune backs up nervously towards the exit.

Neptune: Yeah, uh, I'm just gonna scooch on out of here. Nintega didn't answer his question so I don't have to right?

Twilight Sparkle: Not this time!

Twilight activates her magic and she conjures up a barricade on the door just before Neptune could try to escape.

Joker: You're answering this question, Neptune! We may have let Nintega off the hook, but you're answering.

The Nintega Guy: Come on, Nep! In my books like Hyperdimension Neptunia: Legend of the Male CPU or even Hyperdimension Neptunia The Animation: A CPU Harem, it's not oblivious to others that you have a thing for (Y/N).

Neptune: You all are no fun sometimes. Sure, I have a thing for (Y/N), but Noire does too. She's just too much of a tsundere loner to admit it.

Somewhere in Lastation's Basilicom. . .

Noire is a her work desk with Uni carrying paper files and big sister sneezes loudly before she get's an irritated look on her face.

Noire: Damn it, Neptune! No matter where she goes, she always thinks it's funny to make loner jokes about me! I am nowhere close at all to being lonely!

Back in the Nintega Conference Room. . .

Neptune: Aw~. Don't be so shy. We've got plenty of friends here to make you not so friendless Noire.

The Nintega Guy: She's not even here, Nep.

Neptune: Maybe not to you, but I can definitely tell that's she probably popped a blood vessel or two for me teasing her.

Neptune let's off a huge grin from that.

Twilight Sparkle: Does Neptune have a thing for all male protagonists? Or is that just in my head?

Neptune: That's all in your head, Twilight Sparknerd. 

Twilight glares at Neptune.

Twilight Sparkle: Sparkle!

Neptune: I did think that this one handsome sounding guy in the Zero Dimension was going to be a new addition to the party, but it was just Umio.

Sonic: Who's Umio?

The Nintega Guy: A tiny fish with the face of a human and the voice of probably some guy who has stunning looks a hundred times better than Justin Bieber.

Sonic: . . .Freaky.

Neptune: I usually could get a little embarrassed when someone asks me who I have a crush on, but at least I was able to tease some folks around.

Mario: That's all you're-a happy about?!

Neptune sticks her tongue out playfully.

Neptune: The question was answered wasn't it. (Y/N)'s not that bad looking, but it'll be up to the author to decided if he's the true love for this protag.

The Nintega Guy: I hate you.

Neptune: I know you mean love~.