The Nintega Guy: Destructo-disc asks Joker: Why are you sometimes called Akira Kurusu and other times you're called Ren Amamiya?

Joker: It's. . . kind of complicated.

Sonic: What? We're you. . . born with two names or something? Or. . . family stuff?

Joker: N-Not exactly.

The Nintega Guy: Most people I see now a days call you Akira and I do too. I can't really tell which one is more canon.

Twilight Sparkle: Some names worked like that in Equestria, like Mrs. Cake had the name Chiffon Swirl until she was married.

Neptune: Oooh~. So does that mean that our boy Joker here has got himself a wife?

Joker: NO! Neptune, I'm not even 18 yet and I still go to Shujin Academy.

Mario: I had-a different names as well. In my very first game, I was called Jumpman.

The Nintega Guy: Yeah, I thought it was kind of bland.

Neptune: My name has always been Neptune, but my pals like you love to call me Nep, Nep-Nep, Neptuna, I'm just Nep all around.

The Nintega Guy: Okay, we'll we still haven't figured out why Joker has two names.

Joker: Uh. . . *sweat drops*

Sonic: Dude, you look nervous.

Joker: Well. . .

Neptune: Aw, come on Phantom Thief. Whatcha hidin'?

Joker: I-I. . . I. . .

Twilight Sparkle: What's so hard to explain why you have different names? 

Mario: Is it. . . embarrassing?

Joker: You guys promise not to laugh?

The Nintega Guy, Mario, Sonic, Twilight Sparkle: Yes!

Neptune: No!

The four glare at Neptune.

Neptune: What? Sometimes I need a good laugh inside of my system.

The Nintega Guy: Yeah. . . we know. You almost laughed yourself to death once from an army of Dogoo.

Neptune: Well, actually after that I said it wasn't worth it. . . I'll never eat jelly again, just pudding.

The Nintega Guy rolls his eyes.

The Nintega Guy: Back to Joker, give us your answer man.

Joker: Um. . .

Everyone leans forward at Joker making him sweat.

Sonic: Come on~.

Joker: I'm. . .

Twilight Sparkle: You're what. . .?

Joker: I'M BILINGUAL OKAY?!?!

Everyone but Joker: . . . . . . . . Wait really?

Joker: Yes! In the Western part of the world, in the Americas I'm called Ren Amamiya, but in the Eastern part where Japan is, I'm called Akira Kurusu! Happy?!

Neptune: *Neps internally*

Sonic: That's. . .

Mario: . . .unexpected?

Twilight Sparkle: Yes. . . I have no other words.

The Nintega Guy: I think for our sake we'll just stick with Akira.

Joker: Ugh! Sometimes I wish that I didn't have to go through this!