Different Powers
The Nintega Guy: Seanandthomas asks both Mario and Sonic: If you guys had one different ability, what would it be and why?
Sonic: Tch, what else could I possibly need besides my speed?
Neptune: Uh, hello prickly boy, my Nep senses are telling me that you have lots and lots of flaws even with super speed.
Sonic: What are you talking about? When has my speed ever got me into trouble?
Twilight Sparkle: *sarcastically* Really Sonic? Really?
The Nintega Guy: We can make up a whole list of when your speed failed you. Like that time you walked into a trap set by Eggman in the ARK in space.
Sonic: W-Well that. . .
Twilight Sparkle: Or the time you were Super Sonic and fell into a trap that was also caused by Dr. Eggman.
Sonic: I. . . I mean, to be honest. . .
Joker: Or the time you accidentally knocked Tails into another trap that was set by the Deadly Six.
Sonic: I hate you guys sometimes. . .
The Nintega Guy: That's your reckless attitude Sonic and you know it. Anyway is there really "anything that you would want besides your speed?"
Mario: What about the-a fact that you cannot swim?
Sonic: Huh. I didn't even think of that.
Twilight Sparkle: Wait? Can't hedgehogs swim?
Neptune: Yeah, there supposed to, but the developers said otherwise. Sonic can't stay underwater for more than 30 seconds. Hey, Sonic maybe you should get some swimming lessons.
Sonic: Don't patronize me! Every time I go in water I get waterlogged and instantly sink down! Then again. . . being able to swim wouldn't be that bad.
Joker: Okay, what about you Mario?
Mario: Hmm. . . that's-a good question. I have a ton of powerups that I-a use so it's not easy for me to come up with an answer like-a that.
Sonic: *mumbles* Maybe his new power should be to lose weight. . . Fatty.
Mario: What was that?
Sonic: Nothing! Nothing at all!
The Nintega Guy: . . .This is a tough one. I mean across all games from the Super Mushroom to Cappy, there's really not much for you to pick is it Mario?
Mario: Not-a really. Hmm. . . what about duplication?
The Nintega Guy: Sorry buddy, the double cherry's got that covered for you.
Mario: Different animal?
The Nintega Guy: Super Bell turns you into a cat. Frog suit turns you into a. . . well a frog.
Mario: . . . . . . I guess I have got-a nothing.
Twilight Sparkle: Who knew that one series would have so many powerups that it would basically cover everything?
Joker: I guess that's just how it is sometimes.
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