Monster: -runs in the maze-
Jess: Ya hear that folks. That is the darn monster
Celestia: Do you have any sisters?
Me: I got 2. AJ and Applebloom
Twilight: We've never heard of you!
Me: Well now, that's because I was a background human. Making those darn good apple cider drinks for Ponyville
Rarity: -more rocks and dirt fall on her hair- Ewww! Get me out of this horrid place!
Spike: Don't worry! I'll get you out of here! -picks up Rarity and runs-
Me: -chuckles- So it's true?
Twilight: What?
Me: Sparity. Spike +Rarity?
Luna: Indeed
-------A few hours later--------
Applebloom: Applejack? Where's Jess?
AJ: I don't know a thing
Granny Smith: Now, now. Don't start complaining about your sister. She's still in this maze as I presume
Big Mac: Eyeup!
AJ: Then, why didn't she come out?
Ariana: -sits on rock- Because she's been captured by the monster that lurks here to tonight
AJ: There is no monster! That's just... A Myth!
Monster: Roar!
Everyone: AAH!
Me: Calm down ya'll! Otherwise. -looks like death- No more apple cider for 10 months
Rainbow: No!
Monster: I'm gonna eat you!
Ariana: Hello!
Monster: AAH!
Ariana: Can we like-
Monster: -jumps back in its house and locks all doors-
Ariana: Aww man