@Mirands657 suggested this question~

Prussia: And here is ze awesome question from the slightly less awesome than i am frau!

Question:

Italy, who is your man crush?

Me: I'm going to assume you meant both Italy's =w=

Southern Italy: I fucking don't even like men!

Me: So you like little boys?

Southern Italy: Yes. *eyes widen* FUCK... I MEANT-A NO! I DON'T LIKE LITTLE BOYS, RAGAZZA!

Me: So you like women:

Southern Italy: ..............Yes...........

Me: You don't sound too sure about that, Roma~

Northern Italy: I like women! *smiles* they're so-a beautiful, like-a you, bella!

Me: You see, Romano... if you said it like Feliciano did i wouldn't be having suspicions of you being bi or gay~

Southern Italy: *sighs and just gives up on the whole thing* *mumbles* i like Spain i suppose if i were-a going to have a man-crush or whatever the hell you called it...

Me: *screeches* I SHIP IT SO HARD OH MAH GAWD MY SPAMANO CAME TRUE!!!