WHY DO PEOPLE SHIP ME WITH EVERYBODY?!??

I hate Link, So I'll kill anybody that ships me with him! I SKIN ALIVE THEM GOD DAMMIT.

And people shipping me with dark link? I'm not gay so whoever ships me with him can pretty much go fuck a duck. No offense.....I'm feeling mean? Did that feel mean? I think it's because I'm tired...OH WELL FUK IT!!