FINALLY SOMETHING FUN!! MUHAHAHAHA.
   
*summons the phone and starts dialing*
 
Hehehehehehehehehe...

????: Hello?

Guess what...

????: ....um....

I JUST ORDERED 1000 PIZZAS USING YOU'RE CREDIT CARD!

????: WHAT?!???

NO REFUNDS CHUMP!!! 
   *hangs up phone*

HEHEHEHEHEHE....

Dark link: *busts through the door* SO THAT WHAT HAPPENED TO MY MONEY!!!

IT WAS PRANK!!! O-O

Dark Link: LIES *tackles me*

*shows the earth and high pitched screaming*

Random alien: Billy  did you hear something?

Bully Alien: No Ralph...EY!! CANASTA!

Ralph Alien: I thought we were playing Go fish.....