You trying to rape me or something? well okay XD you're have to deal with my girlfriend if you try.

1. Ear nibbling. But only on the left one the right one makes me sleepy for some odd reason....

2. My girlfriend DUHHHHH

3.Boobs! Boobs are great! If I had boobs would with them all day long like no joke. Boobs are the best 

4.massages! On the shoulder and lower back area.

And 5! I'm pretty sure we can all guess what this one is so I'm not even going to list it