It's not even close to Christmas XD but okay...

*pulls out flamethrower from nowhere and metal mask*
   Let's do this shit....

*Runs in L.J's room and burns all his candy and room....*
  BRRRRUUUUUUN BABY BURRRRNN!!!

L.J: *shows up behind me* BITCH?!?

*pulls off Metal mask* oh heyyyy...*punches L.J in the mouth* That's my kiss to you and MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

L.J: *holds mouth* Ben?

Yea...

L.J: Run...

I ain't scared of you FLUFFY!

L.J: -_- *grabs me the collar* Pool PARTY!!!

FUCK NO!!