Admin: *whispering* Hey guys!

Chrom: *instinctively whispering as well* Hi! Umm, Admin?

Admin: *still whispering* Yeah?

Chrom: Why are we whispering?

Admin: It's 11:35 pm, but I'm still writing this.

Chrom: ...

Admin: *whisper yells* FLOOR IT.

Chrom: ...

Admin: So, today's dare comes in from @FlamingArceus!

-I dare Nowidult and Dragon! Stahl to do normal stuff like the other would normally for an entire day! I leave the whole business of 'normal day' up to Admin. I also grant Admin the power to knock out anyone who gets suspicious of Nowidult and Dragon!Stahl!

Admin: *wheezes from barely stopping to breathe while reading*

Chrom: Wait... *checks paper* *mumbles* Grant Admin... Wait, what?!?

Admin: *pops up as if nothing happened* Yup! I get to punch people out! Pow! *throws lame punch*

Nowidult: Admin, that was really...

Admin: GYAAAH! When did you two get here?

Dragon!Stahl: A couple minutes ago, but we could barely hear anything.

Admin: Huh? Why?

Nowidult: You've been whispering the whole time, silly!

Admin: *whispering* Oh yeah... *realizes* *clears throat* *in normal volume* I mean... Oh yeah!

Chrom: Oh, this dare is for you, by the way. You have to go about the rest of the day pretending to be the other one to the best of your abilit—Admin, where are you going?

Admin: *already half gone* I have a friend I'd like to bring into this!~

Dragon!Stahl and Chrom: Oh boy.

Dragon!Stahl and Chrom: *look at each other*

~~~THIS IS PROBABLY A BAD PLAN ADMINNN~~~

Admin: So...?

Tharja: *sighs* The things that I do... You owe me big time.

Admin: I know! *brilliant grin*

Tharja: *sends death messages to her blushing cheeks*

Admin: Okay, so how does this happen?

Tharja: We'll have to visit the Outrealm gate.

Admin: Which is...where?

Tharja: *pulls covering off of the gate, which was in the corner all along*

Admin: ... Huh.

Tharja: Huh indeed. Now we go through it.

Admin: *looks at the big, swirly, definitely-magical-probably-dangerous matter* Um.

Admin: *takes a deep breath*

Tharja: ...?

Admin: *drops into a runner's stance* Three...two...ONE! *sprints into the portal, grabbing Tharja's wrist as she passes and drags her in*

Admin and Tharja: *tumble out in a tangle*

Admin: *laughs* That was fun! *coughs*

Tharja: What's wrong?

Admin: Kinda...on my...lungs... *rolls over, pushing Tharja off gently*

Admin: *springs up and looks around* You know, this is actually pretty coo—ANNA?

Anna: Hello there, traveler!

Admin: They're everywhere...

Anna: Indeed we are! So, what can I do for you today?

Admin: Well, we need to get someone from one of these gates... *looks toward Tharja because she has no idea what to do*

Tharja: Here's the person's information.

Anna: *looks over* Right away!

Anna: *waits*

Admin: ...

Anna:...

Admin: OH! Umm... *passes a few bullions*

Anna: Thank you! Now it's right away.

Admin: Doesn't right away mean the same thing in any context? Immediately?

Anna: This is business, my friend! Things are quite different.

~~~LATER~~~

Admin: We're back!

Chrom: We...?

Admin: Chrom, this is our special guest—

Chrom: —our whAT—

Admin: Flaming Arceus!

Arc: I'm good with Arc!

Chrom: ... There's no way we aren't doing this, is there.

Admin: Nope!

Chrom: Well then, hello, and welcome to the camp. I'm Chrom. *extends hand*

Arc: *shakes hand* I know.

Chrom: ... What.

Admin: I'll explain later. For now, though...*turns to Nowidult and Dragon!Stahl* It's time for you guys to start your day. Or, rather, the other's!

~~~

Dragon!Stahl and Nowidult: *go into the tent*

Dragon!Stahl: (in head) Not hungry enough to eat a horse, not hungry enough to eat a horse, not hungry enough to... Hey, I'm actually...not hungry enough yo eat a horse!

Nowidult: *stomach rumbles loudly*

Donnel: Heheh, you sure sound hungry, Stahl! Good thing ol' Donny was on cooking duty this morning and whipped everyone up some muffins the way Ma does!

Nowidult: That sounds great!

Dragon!Stahl: *internally sighs of relief*

Kellam: So, is Nowi sitting with us today?

Nowidult: *tries to contain shriek of surprise*

Dragon!Stahl: Yup! Come on, Stahl! Let's go get...*falters, not knowing what she'd say*

Donnel: Muffins?

Dragon!Stahl: Yeah! Those! *speedwalks away, towing Nowidult behind*

Kellam: Did...did Nowi just notice me like it was nothing...? That only happens with people I know really wel—

Admin: *quietly rises up behind Kellam and clasps hand over his mouth* Shhhhhh.

Kellam: ????

Admin: SHHHHHHHHHHHHH—

~~~

Dragon!Stahl: *wandering through camp, sometimes skipping for effect until he begins to feel ridiculous*

Lon'qu: *spots Dragon!Stahl* Oh gods. Is she looking for me? Is she some sort of dragon huntress seeking her prey to play with?

Dragon!Stahl: *sees Lon'qu* *smiles and waves*

Lon'qu: *disappears*

Dragon!Stahl: ... Huh?

~~~

Nowidult: Stahl things, Stahl things, Stahl things... What does Stahl do? Come on, thinkkkk...

Admin: *nudges Arc* Looks like she could use some help. Go. Make randomness.

Arc: *mock salutes* *rolls a mysterious orb in front of Nowidult*

Admin: Arc, I have no idea what that was, but it looks sick.

Nowidult: Oooh, shin—(in head) Wait. What would Stahl do? ... (Out loud) Umm... What's this? *makes a show of picking it up and inspecting it in the most friendly way you can inspect a rock* Well, I had better, err... put this away?

Admin: *sticks out thumb from the shadows*

~~~

Dragon!Stahl: Okay, might as well do this... *fishes dragonstone out of pouch* *focuses*

Dragon!Stahl: (In head) I have no idea how to use this.

Nah: *passing by* Mother? Is something wrong with your dragonstone?

Dragon!Stahl: *sweating* No, no! Just, uhhh...looking at it, y'know?

Nah: ... If you say so, Mother.

~~~

Admin: *walking with Arc around camp, occasionally causing a patch of mayhem here and there* So, what was that orb thing, anyway?

Arc: You'll see in... Oh, now.

*distant manly shrieking*

Admin: ... What.

Arc: Well, what are we waiting for? Let's go!

~~~AT THE CHROMVOY TENT~~~

Cordelia: Don't move a muscle! You'll just tangle yourself more! Give me a second and I'll have you out soon.

Lon'qu: *screaming muffled by pink silk ribbon that also is binding him in various ways to the wall*

Frederick: *arrives on scene* *looks around* Are those...butterflies?

Cherche: DON'T STEP THEEEEEEREEE! *bodychecks Frederick away from the area* *goes to spot where he was about to step* Phew! You're lucky, little caterpillar...

Dragon!Stahl: *comes running* What the... *remembers he has to be in character* Whoa, what a cool butterfly! *starts chasing it awkwardly*

Lon'qu: *muffled screaming grows louder*

Nowidult: What's happening here?

Lon'qu: *thanks gods that it wasn't another woman* *little does he knowwww*

Cherche: Oh, good! Stahl, help me get these bugs out of here!

Nowidult: (in head) ... What.

Arc and Admin: *covering mouths to stop themselves from laughing*

~~~

Admin: Whew! That was fun! Whatever that stone was, I want twenty.

Chrom: *overhearing Arc and Admin talking and laughing* This us dangerous. This is very dangerous. Dear gods, this was a bad idea.

Admin: Well, Arc, you probably should be heading back to your world, right?

Arc: Mm hmm! See ya! *steps into Outrealm gate*

Admin: *waves*

Chrom: So, do I want to know what you two got up to?

Admin: Probably not, but I have a feeling you'll find out anyway.

Chrom: That's never good.

Admin: Nope. Well, ask, dare, and comment below! Oh, Lon'qu, you have some ribbon stuck to your foot.