Dare #39: Crossover!~
Admin: Hey, guys!
Chrom: Hello! So what do we havee today?
Admin: ... Huh?
Chrom: What?
Admin: *mutters* Okay, we have zero communication today...
Chrom: Yeah... Well, the dare? Or question?
Admin: Right! Today's dare comes in from @The_Insane_Reader!
-Could you make a Tokyo Ghoul crossover if you've watched it?
Admin: Awwww YES! I have been waiting for something like this to be asked!
Chrom: *checks paper's date* Admin, this came in ages ago...
Admin: *pauses happy jumping to look over* Uh.
Chrom: ...
Admin: Oops...? WELLLET'SGETONWITHTHEDARESHALLWEYESOKAYTOTHARJA'STENT! *sprints off*
Gaius: *calls out from inside a nearby tent in a sports commentator voice* AND WE HAVE A RUNNER!
Chrom: *sighs and chases after the wayward tactician*
~~~ONE HALF-SPRINTED, HALF-PANTING AND STUBLING-FILLED WALLED WAY TO THARJA'S TENT LATER~~~
Chrom: *lifts tent flap* Admi—
Admin: *nearly passed out on Tharja's lap from running*
Chrom: ...
Tharja: ...
Chrom: ...
Tharja: ...
Admin: *dies*
Tharja: ... So what do you want this time?
Chrom: *sits down awkwardly, still occasionally glancing at the now-blacked out Admin because wow that isn't supposed to happen* The usual.
Tharja: *arches an eyebrow*
Chrom: Yeah, saying that is weird for me too... So, uh... I'll go get Henry...? Yeah... *shuffles out awkwardly*
Admin: *not moving*
~~~WOW ADMIN ISN'T ATHLETIC!~~~
Chrom: We're back. Oh, Admin, you're up!
Admin: *nods, still half gone, drinking tea of some sort*
Chrom: ... Right.
Tharja: Sit. Let's begin. *starts chanting*
Henry: *joins quickly, wondering if Admin is a zombie*
Admin: *mumbles incantation, slowly coming back*
*The familiar light fills the room*
Admin: *slowly smirks* *whispers something*
Chrom: *What? What is it?
Admin: *falls over dramatically* THE LIGHT! IT BUUUURNS!
Chrom: Good to know you're back.
Touka: Erm...
Admin: *sits bolt upright*
Touka: ...
Kaneki: ...
Admin: *stuttering on air*
Admin: *goes into survival fangirl mode and rolls out* *just* *flops back on the floor and rolls right on out and almost knocks over Basilio and Flavia, who are coming in to check why Chrom was muttering and sighing in equal parts while speed walking through camp*
Flavia: Err... Right... *sees the characters* Helloooo...
Henry: Three, two, one...
Tent: *stake pops out from the sheer force of all the rest of the characters appearing*
Chrom: *spreadeagle on the wall* I think I'll stay inside until this one is over...
~~~
Uta-san: *wandering around camp, occasionally taking pictures for inspiration for masks*
Admin: *has finally regained enough composure to meet them*
Admin: *sees Uta*
Admin: *rolls away again screeching like a wounded eagle*
~~~
Hinami: I wonder where Big Brother went...
Hetare: *squawks*
Ricken: Hmm? Are you lost? *spots Hetare* Aw!
Hinami: *turns around* Oh! Hello! Er, yes... Can you help me find my big brother?
Ricken: Sure! Does he look like you?
Hinami: We're not related, so no.
Ricken: ... Oh. Ummmm...
~~~
Morgan: *walking and reading* *bumps into Kaneki* *drops book*
Kaneki: Ah! *drops his book too*
Morgan: Oh, sorry! *picks up both books and hands Kaneki one*
Kaneki: Thank you! Well, I suppose I had better find where the others went...
Morgan: Alright! See you around?
Kaneki: Yeah! *walks off and opens book* Huh...? This isn't my book... Let's see, Takatsuki Sen...
~~~
Juuzou: *humming and wandering along, checking out weapons*
Anna: Want one? These are on sale!
Juuzou: Ehhhh? Really?! How much?
Anna: The low, low price of 6000 Bullions!
Shinohara: I have a bad feeling about this...
~~~
Touka: *stomach rumbles* Ah, dammit...
Frederick: Are you hungry, miss?
Touka: *nearly decks him* Where'd you even come fr—Never mind. I'm fine.
Frederick: I insist. I can arrange a meal, if you like.
Touka: Trust me, you reaaalllly can't.
~~~
Tsukiyama: *trying to avoid getting dirt on his shoes*
Virion: I see a new friend.
~~~
Yomo: ...
Lon'qu: ...
Yomo and Lon'qu: Support level C
~~~
Hinami and Lissa: *playing*
~~~
Juuzou: *applying stitches*
Henry: *pops out of nowhere* Whoooooa! Those are really cool!
Juuzou: Ah, you think so? Thanks, Mister! Hey, Mister, what's that in your hand?
Henry: Ah, him? He's my pet!
Risen hand: *flails*
Henry: He likes you!
~~~
Say'ri: *painting*
Akira: Cherry... Blossoms?
Say'ri: You recognize them?
Akira: Well, they're all around my area.
Say'ri:
Say'ri:
Say'ri:
Say'ri: We must talk.
~~~
Ryouko: At least she's safe...
Emmeryn: You as well?
Ryouko: Ah, did you too?
Emmeryn: *nods*
Ryouko: I did it for my child. Did you?
Emmeryn: *small smile* Something like that, yes.
~~~
Kjelle: *polishing her armor suit*
Shinohara: Wow, that's some nice armor, young lady!
Kjelle: *looks up* Thank you. I don't suppose you know much about it? I have been trying to discuss it with the others, but none seem to be interested.
Shinohara: Actually, I have my own suit with me now!
Kjelle: *raises eyebrow* Don't take me for a fool.
Shinohara: It's called an Arata. It's quite interesting.
Kjelle: *getting interested*
~~~
Amon: *wandering, almost lost*
Basilio: *looks him over*
Flavia: *looks him over*
Basilio: Hey, you interested in joining the West—
Flavia: *elbows him in the ribs* —EAST Feroxi army—
Basilio and Flavia: *fight back and forth*
Amon: *backs away*
~~~
Basilio: *mutters to Flavia* Something about that guy puts me off...
Flavia: You mean Yoshimura? Seems pretty normal...
Basilio: I'm tellin' ya, everyone in this whole thing is a bit off—
Yoshimura: *looks over and waves politely*
Basilio and Flavia: *awkwardly try to wave, but keep pulling each other because of the handcuffs*
Basilio: *whispers under breath* Oh, forget this. *starts walking away "naturally"*
Flavia: *is suddenly pulled because he gave no warning* GODSDAMMIT THIS IS THE SIXTEENTH TIME TODAY, YOU OAF!
Yoshimura: What strange people...
~~~~~~~
Stahl: Alright, everyone!
Admin: *whispers in his ear*
Stahl: Okay... She says it's time to go back to your universe, so please return to the tent!
Admin: *whispers something else*
Stahl: And, umm... She says she loves you.
Admin: *whispers more*
Stahl: And—Wait, a mask?
Admin: *whispers urgently*
Stahl: A pin...? But you don't pin your hair usually...
Admin: *looks at him pleadingly*
Stahl: *sighs and smiles* Okay then. We'll see, then.
Everyone else: ??????
Kaneki: *clears throat* I guess Admin is right. We should be heading back.
Admin: *waves*
Stahl: And, um... *whispers to Gaius*
Tharja: *starts getting everyone into the tent*
Gaius: Wait, a mask?
Stahl: *sweats and whispers again*
Gaius: *raises eyebrows*
Tharja: *finds spell book*
Admin: *sneaks up behind the two and drops a bag of candy into Gaius' hand*
Gaius: *sighs* Fine. But only because we're friends.
~~INSIDE THE TENT~~
Tharja: Where's Admin? She usually says goodbye... *out loud to Chrom* Where's Admin?
Chrom: *sitting stubbornly in corner* *shrugs* I've been in here the whole time.
Tharja: If you touched anything...
Chrom: *discreetly moves out of her death stare's way*
Admin: *walks in* Good! I'm not too late! *tries to discreetly look over to the back, where Uta and Juuzou are*
Gaius: *silently facepalm from there*
Admin: Okay! See you!
Tharja: *chants*
*Bright light fills the room again, then fades along with the characters*
Admin: *whips around to Gaius* Did you do it?
Gaius: *pulls a red hairpin out from his pocket*
Admin: Great! Now, how did you do Uta-san...?
~~~IN THE OTHER UNIVERSE~~~
Uta: *fishes around in his pockets for a sketchpad* *feels a piece of stray paper* *pulls out and reads it* Please have a mask made in two weeks...?
~~~WOW GAIUS THAT WASN'T TBE BEST PLAN~~~
Chrom: *walking out of the tent* Well, now that they're gone, I'm going t—
Cordelia: *frantically trying to repair the five tents that got pierced, knocked down, or damaged by the stake that was blown out by the entrance*
Lon'qu: *trying to put up those tents while pretending Cordelia isn't there*
Anna: *selling hammers that she took from other people's tents*
Donnel: *chasing a renegade pig all over camp*
Maribelle, Brady, and Lissa: *trying to put out the fire in the healer's tent that happened when the pig knocked over a torch*
Sumia: *tripping over things as she brings supplies and makes it worse*
Basilio and Flavia: *getting Vaike to try to chop their handcuffs apart with his ax*
Chrom: ...
Admin: *from inside* Chrom, you okay? *comes out*
Chrom: ...
Admin: I have to say this.
Chrom: *looks over, concerned*
Admin: *grins* Oh Chrom on, guys.
Chrom: *groans*
Admin: Well, that's it for today! Ask, dare, and comment below!
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