Dare #31: Hugging is acceptable on the second date, right?
Admin: Afternoon, ladies and gentlemen!
Chrom: But it might not be afternoon for them.
Admin: ... It is now. No questions. And... *looks up and remembers Chrom is still in Nowi's outfit* ... You look quite fetching *snicker* today.
Chrom: *frowns*
Admin: Well, anyway, let's see what the dare box has in store for us today... This dare comes in from @TalOnStoryTime.
-I dare--
Admin: Ah, Chrom? You might not want to hear this one.
Chrom: Huh? Why?
Admin: *puts hand on his shoulder* Chrom, my friend, if I of all people tell you not to listen, considering all the weird stuff we've done through this book... You reeeeaaallly shouldn't listen.
Chrom: ... Okay. *leaves*
Admin: *peers out to make sure he's gone* Okay, all clear. Well, as I said, this is from @TalOnStoryTime.
-I dare Gangrel and Emmeryn to do date part two, where he has to hug her. I'd say kiss, but that might end badly!
Admin: Heheh, definitely. Hmm... How to set them up this time... I guess I have to tell Gangeel the whole thing this time, don't I... *wanders off, muttering to self*
~~~In the meadow by camp~~~
Admin: *spots Gangrel in a clearing, looking at the plants*
Admin: (in head) It would be best to come out of the woods slowly, so he doesn't get alarme--
*trips and flies face first onto clearing*
Gangrel: GAH! Oh, it's just you. Err... What are you doing?
Admin: *waves paper above head, face still on ground*
Gangrel: *reads dare* Oh, all right. You have to get her to agree to it, though.
Admin: Yeah, yeah.
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Admin: Emmeryn! Hey! Hey Emmeryn!
Emmeryn: *turns around* Ye--
Admin: HEY EMMERY--Oh, you noticed me. So, I was thinking of planning a little excursion with some of the Shepherds to help us all unwind!
Emmeryn: Oh, that sounds nice.
Admin: Well, do you want to come?
Emmeryn: Oh! That's what you meant! Of course!
Admin: Sweet! We'll be meeting up at the edge of camp later. See you there! *runs off, trying to keep from cackling*
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Admin: *sips tea proudly as she spins around in her swivel chair*
Chrom: ...
Admin: You had better not be judging me and my awesome swivel chair skills, oh fabulous prince.
Chrom: It's just that you just told them to meet up by the edge of camp. Won't they get suspicious when nobody else is there?
Admin: *stops spinning with a grin and looks at Chrom over her tea* Don't worry your little blue head abbout it, my friend. I have an absolutely genius plan with all the angles planned out.
Chrom: The last time you said that, we ended up with the clowns from the local carnival fighting the Risen with us and a debt to the company to be paid in cotton candy.
Admin: But we won.
Chrom: There was an unhinged ferris wheel rolling through the battle.
Admin: ...
Admin; *resumes spinning*
_EDIT THESE INTO SPANISH WIGGLES_
Emmeryn: Hmm... They said to meet up at this time... Where is everyone?
Chrom: *inside tent* I can't believe I'm doing this... *runs out (he's STILL wearing Nowi's outfit) and draw Falchion* RISEN ATTACK!
Shepherds: *begin assembling, though some are mysteriously missing...*
Emmeryn: Oh! I'll get my weapons!
Chrom: No! Sit this one out. Get out of camp! Go!
Admin: *bursts out of tent* Go with Gangrel! If you come upon trouble, he can help! *shoves tickets to excursion into her hands* Now go!
Emmeryn: *hurries out*
Admin: *sees that she's gone* Phew... okay, guys, you can take the costumes off now!
Donnel, Vaike, Virion, Sully, Cordelia, and some Ylissean soldiers take off their Risen costumes and begin talking among themselves idly*
Admin: *evil, pleased giggling*
Chrom: What were the tickets for, anyway?
Admin: Oh, yeah! Well, I figured that since they need to hug, I needed to put them in a slightly scary situation.
Chrom: So...
Admin: I sent them bungee jumping!
Chrom: YOU DID WHAT?!
Admin: Bungee jumpi--Oh. ...That was a bad plan.
Chrom: A very bad plan.
Admin: Well, this'll be interesting...
___MORE SPANISH WIGGLESSSSS___
Gangrel: *still awkward around Emmeryn* I should've stayed back... To help fight, I mean.
Emmeryn: No. I trust Admin as a tactician. She has pulled us through many a battle with her plans.
Gangrel: *mutters something about clowns and cotton candy debts*
Emmeryn: If she tells us to go, we should go.
Gangrel: Fine... Huh? What are those? *gestures to tickets*
Emmeryn: Oh... I didn't ask. Let's see...
Gangrel: *looks over her shoulder* *finds what they're for at the same time as Emmeryn* SHE DID WHAT?!?
Emmeryn: *pales slightly*
Gangrel: Was this that dastard Chrom's idea?! He's still out to get me, isn't he? *looks over at Emmeryn* Erm, no offense.
Emmeryn: I doubt that she was targeting you. She had plans to take many Shepherds with us. Either way, we may as well go.
Gangrel: *mouth twitches* Fine. But if I die, I'm haunting Chrom forever.
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Emmeryn: U-uh, hello. We'd like to *gulp* go bungee jumping. *passes tickets*
Owner: Right, right. Go up those stairs there. *opens gate*
Gangrel: *notices Emmeryn's hands are shaking and grabs one without thinking* Hey, hey. It'll be alright.
Emmeryn: *looks up at him, startled*
Gangrel: *realizes what he just did* *snatches back his hands as quickly as possible, looking away as of nothing happened*
Emmeryn: *continues looking curiously*
Gangrel: *sweats* *trips on a stair and falls forward*
Emmeryn: Oh, we're at the top! *steps onto the platform and offers hand to help Gangrel up*
Gangrel: Uh... Thanks. *takes it* *accidentally pulls her down too, getting them tangled together*
Emmeryn: Oh! I'm really sorry! *tries to get up, but gets wrapped in Gangrel's cape*
Gangrel: *snickers*
Bungee jump guy: *clears throat*
Gangrel and Emmeryn: *jump about five miles away from each other*
Bungee jump guy: Er, it's okay if you guys want some, uh, alone ti--
Gangrel: NO WE'RE FINE!
Bungee jump guy: Really, if you guys want to get on with your date, I could, you know, go somewhere els--
Gangrel: It's not a date!
Bungee jump guy: Oh! If you insist, then. Well, welcome to the bungee jump station! *launches into a long-winded, well-worn explanation of how everything will happen*
Gangrel and Emmeryn: *get progressively more nervous and are pretty much quaking by the end of it*
Bungee jump guy: So, who's going first?
Gangrel and Emmeryn: *glance at each other*
Gangrel: Uh, I can g--
Emmeryn: I'll go first.
Gangrel: What?
Emmeryn: *steps forward to get all strapped in*
Gangrel: R-really! I can go first!
Emmeryn: *looks over shoulder* I need to face my fear, Gangrel. By going first, I can start on that path.
Bungee jump guy: All ready! Do you want a countdown?
Emmeryn: Y-yes. That would be good.
Bungee jump guy: Three...
Emmeryn: *looks over shoulder again* It'll be fine.
Gangrel: *mutters* Are you reassuring me or yourself?
Bungee jump guy: Two...
Emmeryn: *smiles* Either is good.
Bungee jump guy: One...
Emmeryn: Wish me luck
Bungee jump guy: Go! *shoves Emmeryn off*
Gangrel: *incoherent cursing*
Emmeryn: *comes hurtling back up* *waves before she falls down again, grinning and shouting with glee*
Bungee jump guy: *glances at Gangrel* You have one hell of a girl, you know that?
Gangrel: Yea--Wait, I told you we're not dating!
Bungee jump guy: Yuuuuup. *turns around to bring Emmeryn back up, rolling his eyes with a smile for the guy who can't recognize a date, even when he's on one*
Emmeryn: *launches herself at Gangrel as soon as she's unstrapped* *hugs him* It was tremendous fun! Oh, Gangrel, you have to go! The view is fantastic!
Gangrel: I'm less worried about the view than I am about my life...
Emmeryn: *lets go of him and shoves him towards the strapping* Go!
Bungee jump guy: *grins and starts strapping as quickly as possible*
Gangrel: H-hey!
Bungee jump guy: *coralls him towards the end* Do you want a countdown*
Gangrel: Hey, wai--
Bungee jump guy: Three!
Gangrel: *pauses freaking out for snark* I don't think you were this excited to push her off.
Bungee jump guy: Two! One!
Gangrel: Don't you dare push m--
Bungee jump guy: Go! *pushes him off*
Gangrel: *loud curses*
Gangrel: *belting towards the ground* (in head) This is not how I imagined I would die.
Gangrel: *bounces back up at the last moment* *flails on the way up, shouting until he sees Emmeryn*
Emmeryn: *cheering for him*
Gangrel: *realizes he's smiling and almost wipes it off, but he's actually having fun*
Gangrel: *looks around, still on the way up* IT IS A NICE VIEW!
Emmeryn: *laughs and claps* *didn't actually hear what he said because of the wind*
Gangrel: *hollers*
Bungee jump guy: *has barely unstrapped him before he pelts out, jumping in childish pride*
Gangrel: I DID IT! I ACTUALLY DID IT!
Emmeryn: See? It was fun!
Gangrel: Fun? *grins and, without thinking, picks up Emmeryn and spins her around in his euphoria* That was AMAZING!
Bungee jump guy: *slowly edges away with a sly grin on his face* *whispers under breath* Go get 'em.
~~~LATERRRRRR~~~
Admin: *hears their voices approaching, talking and laughing* Oh, hey, I think they're back. *places card on table*
Chrom: *places another card* Hey, Admin?
Admin: Yeah?
Chrom: Which game are we playing, exactly?
Admin: *shrugs* Your turn, Donnel.
Donnel: *still in Risen outfit, other than the sack on his head*
Gangrel and Emmeryn: *walk into tent where they are* *sees the costumed soldiers*
Admin: Errrr...
Gangrel: *grits teeth* Admin...
Admin: *throws cards down on the table* FULL HOUSE I WIN! *dashes out of tent*
Gangrel: GET BACK HERE! *chases*
Chrom: Well, it looks like Admin will be a bit tied up for a while. Ask, dare, and comment below!
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