Admin: Hey everyone!

Chrom: *looks over* Crap, Admin! I take back what said yesterday! You look tired!

Admin: *yawn* I think I'm getting sick again. I guess I should probably take a break from dares. Do you guys mind giving us a question?

Chrom: *hands me sledgehammer*

Admin: Huh? What's this for?

Chrom: Breaking down the fourth wall more and more.

Admin: Nice. Well, today's dare comes in from @EverAfterDagnanRompa!

-I dare anyone to watch episode 3 of Madoka Magica!

Admin: *goes into emo corner*

Chrom: Huh? What's wron--

Admin: THAT EPISODE IS WRONG. IT IS MORE EVIL THAN GRIMA HIMSELF.

Chrom: O_O

Admin: *already writing up a list of who to show it to*

Chrom: Admin, you...

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Admin: Okay! *spins around on swivel chair, legs straight out in a childish way, leaning back and holding the paper above head* First on the list of people to watch it! Oh, wait, before we do that, this chapter is gonna contain spoilers for anyone who hasn't watched the episode. Just letting you know! Okay, first on the list is, of course, Chrom!

Admin: Chrrrooooommm!!!! Come here! There's a series I want to show you!

Chrom: Huh? Okay.

*watches first two*

Admin: And now, the third episode!

Chrom: It's actually a really good series. Nice find, Admin.

Admin: Thank you! Okay, and... Go! *presses play*

Chrom: *twiddles fingers through opening song*

Chrom: Eh? Is there something going on between Saiyaka and this boy? And why is he in the hospital?

Admin: Are you getting...protective of her? Is it because she has blue hair too?

Chrom: ...

Chrom: Eh...? An accident... Mami-sempai--

Admin: Yay! I got you to use the honorifics!

Chrom: *rolls eyes* --seems really happy for someone who was put through that...

Admin: Later I'll show you this "the most damaged people are the most cheerful" quote-picture thing. Anyway...*pauses show* I'm going to go get us something to drink.

Chrom: Alright.

Admin: *gets up and leaves*

Chrom: (in head) Wow, Mami-sempai is amazing.

Admin: Alright! Start it up again!

Chrom: *presses play*

Chrom: Oh crap, is that a Grief Seed?!?

Chrom: Okay, trippy maze... It's kind of eerie how it's pseudo hospital theme this time...

Chrom: Come on, Mami! Stop doing this to my feelings...

Admin: See? What did I tell you about the damaged people?

Chrom: ... Cake? You're getting her to wish for... Cake?

Admin: Ca-ke, ca-ke, Ma-rie ca-ke...

Chrom: What...? It's such a tiny witch...

Chrom: Alright! Take it down, Mami-sempai!

Chrom: Watch ou--

Screen: *Charlotte bites Mami*

Chrom: *jaw drops* What? *turns around* What?!? Did they just? Did she just?

Admin: Keep watching.

Chrom: *gets up* *leaves* I can't do this anymore.

Chrom: *comes back in* Okay, keep it going. *sits again*

Admin: PMMM will do that to you.

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WARNING! THIS PART CONTAINS SHAMELESS FLUFF FANGIRLING.

I REGRET NOTHING.

Admin: Hey Stahl, wanna watch a show with me?

Stahl: Yeah!

Stahl and Admin: *sitting on the couch together* *watch first two*

Stahl: Mami's so cool! Her fighting is so good, and she's super nice!

Admin: Mm hmm. *snuggles in closer* Let's start the next one! *presses play*

Stahl: Come on, Saiyaka! You can confess to him!

Admin: *giggles* Oh, you. Do you remember how long it took us to confess?

Stahl: Eheh...*rubs back of neck* I guess you got me there.

Admin: And don't you forget it. *tugs blanket up over her*

Stahl: *ruffles Admin's hair* You know, if you got in an accident like that, I would make my wish for you.

Admin: *grins* Me too. But would it be "because you wanted me to thank you?"

Stahl: *kisses forehead* Admin, you're referencing like @Enraged_Fangirl again.

Admin: I know. *smiles*

Stahl: *bread eating intensifies* I have a bad feeling about this... Run, Madoka! Run! Don't let the Grief Seed hatch!

Stahl: *hugs* That would be such a good team!

Admin: *laughs* But that wish... Cake? Really, Mami-sempai?

Stahl: *smiles* Hey, it isn't that bad.

Gaius: *pops head out of kitchen, holding the leftover cake we had been keeping cool* Yeah, Admin. *sticks finger in cake and licks it* Mm. Not bad.

Admin: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN OUR HOUSE?!? *throws pillow instinctively*

Gaius: *ducks and runs away with cake*

Stahl: *still attentively watching Madoka Magica*

Admin: Hmph. I was gonna eat that. *snuggles back into Stahl*

Stahl: Alright! Tiro Finale it, Mami! *cheers*

Screen: *Charlotte bites Mami*

Stahl: *jaw drops*

Stahl: ...

Stahl: ...

Stahl: ...

Stahl: WHAT?!? WHAT JUST HAPPENED? REWIND THAT, I THINK I DRIFTED OFF.

Admin: *rewinds*

Screen: *plays scene again*

Stahl: *puts head in hands*

Admin: *rubs back* It's okay... I understand...

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Admin: And finally, Lon'qu! Hey, Lon'qu!

Lon'qu: *walking* *walks faster*

Admin: Hey! Wait! I want to show you an anime!

Lon'qu: (in head) Keep walking. If you keep walking she'll go away.

Admin: Lon'quuu!!!!

Lon'qu: (in head) ... Okay, maybe she won't. (Out loud) Fine. But that will be all. And you must not be in the same room.

Admin: Yay! Okay! *smiles*

Admin: *throws paper airplane in*

Lon'qu: *unfolds*

Letter: Okay, it's all ready! Press play!

-Admin

Lon'qu: *presses play*

Lon'qu: ...

Lon'qu: (in head) I wonder what I would wish for. Perhaps the ability to protect others.

Lon'qu: ...

Lon'qu: *realizes all the characters are female* *turns into a beet*

Lon'qu: ...

Screen: *Charlotte bites Mami*

Lon'qu: *gets up and leaves*

Admin: *pale* Ko... Kowaii... (