Dare #20: Attack on Emblem!
Admin: Hey everyone!
Chrom: Admin, you're looking... Well, it isn't really tired, but...
Admin: Well, a lot if dares have been flowing in, which is AWESOME!
Chrom: Okay...
Admin: But now I have to figure out which order to do them in so it's fair...
Chrom: Oooh. Mixed feelings. Now it makes sense.
Admin: *hitting head against wall* So many awesome dares...
Admin: Anyway, today's dare comes in from @TheMasterPanda!
-Can we crossover Attack on Titan?
Chrom: Oooh boy.
Admin: YES. YES. YES YES YES YES! I'LL GET THARJA AND HENRY!!! *runs away*
Chrom: *sigh* Here we go again... She still hasn't taken the headband off yet from last time.
~~~IN THE TENT~~~
Tharja: Again?
Admin: *nods vigorously*
Tharja: *sigh* Let's do it. *chants*
Henry: *joins chant a little later than Tharja*
Admin: *joins chant*
All: *chant together*
*room is filled with light again until it's blinding*
Admin: *uncovers eyes*
Eren: Huh..? *blinks and rubs eyes* Where are we...?
Mikasa: *tense*
Armin: H-huh?!? When did we get here?
Admin: *grinning* Welcome! You're in the world of Fire Emblem!
Eren: Of what?
Admin: Feel free to have a look around our camp! Now... Everybody out of the tent before--
Tent: *filled with everyone else. Again.*
Admin: I should've said that earlier...
Eren: Hey! Whose boot is in my face?
Levi: Tch. *presses boot harder into face*
Eren: Of course...
Mikasa: (in head) Huh? Is Eren in pain?
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Armin: Woooow! Look at all these books!
Admin: *nods* Yup! It's my library!
Armin: You have a personal library?!?
Admin: Mm hmm! Feel free to look around!
Armin: *quietly shoves books into shirt to bring home*
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Marco: You too, huh?
Emmeryn: It appears so.
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Vaike: A'ight! A real challenge! Come at me!
Reiner: Better be ready! *charges*
Admin: Oh my. This might've been a bad idea...
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Lucina: I heard you are good with a sword, Mikasa.
Mikasa: Really?
Lucina: *nods* Care to spar with me?
Mikasa: Sounds good.
Admin: WHOOOOA FORMALITY.
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Lon'qu: ...
Levi: ...
Admin: *furiously making a Venn diagram of their characters*
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Mike: Hey.
Frederick: Hello.
Both: ...
Both: *support level TALL BROS acquired*
Levi: *glares*
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Sasha: WHOOOA A DRAGON!
Connie: WOW, SO COOL!!!
Gerome: *rides away as quickly as possible*
Sasha and Connie: Awww...
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Sully: Okay, come on! That Reiner guy told me you're good, so I wanna see this %+&&!
Annie: *gets into fighting stance*
Sully: *grins*
All of Sully's sparring partners: Crap. She's about to get a new way to kick our butts.
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Erwin: *wandering around casually*
Admin: *jumps out* IT'S YOUR FAULT LEVI'S TEAM DIED! *cries* WHY CAN'T I MAKE MYSELF BE MAD AT YOUUUU?!?!? *runs away, head in hands*
Erwin: ... Huh?
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Hanji: So, what is...this? *pokes specimen with pencil*
Henry: It's the arm of a Risen! I'm gonna dissect it!
Hanji: Oooh, really?!? Can I help?
Henry: *eyes almost open (closest to widening that they really get)* Really? You want to? Let's start now!
Admin: Oh Naga, what have I done.
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Virion: Ah, fair Sasha! I have heard much about your fantastic skill with a bow!
Sasha: *guiltily hides fig behind back* Uh... Really?
Virion: Indeed! So, I shall ask... Would you care to make a wager? If I win an archery contest between us, you marry me.
Sasha: What do I get if I win?
Virion: Er... Whatever you wish! A rose? A ring? A--
Sasha: If I win, I get your dinner serving.
Virion: Umm... Okay?
Admin: Okay! Shoot at these targets! The outermost ting is 5 points! The next ring is 10! The next is 20! After that is 30!This little ring in the middle is 50! And the dot in the very middle is 100! You each get three shots!
Virion: I shall go first.
Virion: *hits 20*
Virion: *hits 50*
Virion: *hits 30*
Admin: Virion gets a total score of 100!
Sasha: My turn now? Okay!
Sasha: *eating bread* *hits 100*
Virion: *jaw drops*
Sasha: *swallows bread and takes another bite, chewing as she's shooting* *Robin Hoods the first shot*
Sasha: *pops the rest of the bread in mouth* *Robin Hoods that shot too*
Admin: Hey Virion, you're looking kind of faint... Sasha gets a total score of 300! Looks like Sasha won!
Sasha: Yay! I get extra food! Your dinner is mine, Virion!
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Levi: *looking around tent, nodding* Not a speck of dust anywhere.
Cordelia: *rage mode activated* I don't know who you are or what you're doing in my quarters, but I advise you get out before--
Admin: *grabs her mouth from behind to shut her up* Don't say that sort of thing yo Levi. We don't have healing powers like Eren does.
Levi: Tch. I was just saying it's clean, you--
Admin: *shoves out door before they kill each other*
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Armin: *reading*
Miriel: *reading*
Hanji: *reading*
Admin: *reading*
Chrom: Wow, she's really quiet when she does that.
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Sully: Yo! Bertold!
Bertold: (in head) Oh no oh no oh no.
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Mikasa: *walking by a dejected and defeated Virion*
Virion: *head pops up*
Jean: *jump attack* NO SHE'S MINE!
Admin: *drinking tea* She's neither of yours...(_ _')
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Connie: *in his classic play fighting pose* Haha, come at m--
Sully: *kicks him in face* Huh? I thought the idiot would defend!
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Admin: *slams hands down on table* You know what?!?
Chrom: *jumps away* W-what, Admin?
Admin: I'm gonna do it. *strides out purposefully to do "it"*
Chrom: What...?
LATER
Admin: Okay, Christa! You stand there!
Christa: Okay!~
Ymir: You had better not be treating her weird...
Admin: *rolls eyes* You've been standing here the entire time. You know that I won't. Okay, now Stahl, stand there!
Stahl: Sure! *smiles*
Admin: Alright!!! *takes out camera and gets picture of them smiling together* YES! THE TWO SWEETEST, MOST ADORABLE CHARACTERS TOGETHER! I DON'T REGRET THIS AND I NEVER WILLLL!!!!
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Ricken: *stands beside Christa* *glances over*
Ricken: ...
Ricken: ...
Ricken: ...
Ricken: (in head) HOLY NAGA I'M FINALLY TALLER THAN SOMEONE!
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Shardis: ON YOUR FEET, YOU USELESS PIECE OF %6%'!
Basilio: Oh, cool your jets. It's my day off. *drinks more mead*
Shardis: *mental implosion of rage*
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Pixis: *walking around, inspecting the camp and drinking from his flask*
Basilio: *still relaxing, even after making Shardis snap* *notices* Hmm... Hey! You! You up for a drinking game?
Flavia: *grabs both of them and drags them to a tavern* I've been waiting for someone to suggest a drinking game. Khans are supposed to be hospitable, but that Jean guy is getting on my nerves.
LATER
Basilio: *passed out*
Flavia: One more round!
Pixie: *takes a shot*
Flavia: *does same*
Pixie: ...
Flavia: ...
Pixie: *passes out*
Flavia: *totally drunk* *gets on table as if she were claiming land* AHAHAHA! WIMPS! CAN'T BEAT THE EAST KHAN IN A DRINKING GAME!
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Sully: Nngh... Damn...
Sasha: Hmm? What's that?
Sully: Soup. Now get outta my way, I'm gonna throw it out. *tries to walk around Sasha*
Sasha: WHAT?!? HOW COULD YOU THROW OUT FOOD? IT'S PRECIOUS! *eats soup* Plus, this isn't bad.
Sully: Wait, what?!?
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Sasha: Wow, we really made a lot of extra food...
Admin: *calling in from the main dining tent to them in the kitchen* IT WAS GOOD THOUGH!
Stahl: Yeah... I could still go for more, though!
Sasha: Me too!
Sash: *looks around* It looks like everyone else is full...
Stahl: I better check, though. *pops head into tent* Is everyone full?
Everyone: *strewn around the room, stuffed with good food* Of course.
Stahl: Great! *goes back* We can have the rest, Sasha!
Sasha: Aw yeah! *already eating*
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Admin: Whew! That was a good meal! I suppose you should be off now, shouldn't you?
Eren: Yeah. Well, goodbye, Fire Emblem people!
Mikasa: *waves*
Armin: *trying to hide the tactics books he's stealing from the library*
Admin: Bye!
*bright light fills the room again. When it disappears, they're gone too.*
Admin: Well, I guess that's it for this dare! Ask, dare and comment below as I go frame this picture to keep foreverrrr!!!! *runs of, triumphantly holding picture of Christa and Stahl*
Chrom: Hey, has anyone seen Flavia and Basilio?
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