Admin: Hi everyone!!! *still super happy from switching back*

Chrom: *yawn* Good morning.

Admin: I guess you wouldn't have gotten much sleep. *giggles*

Chrom: Urk! How did you--?

Admin: *rolls eyes* I set it up on the date. Duh.

Chrom: ... I'm not sure whether to be thankful or severely violated...

Admin: Anyway, today's dare comes in from @TalOnStoryTime!

-I dare Stahl and Gangrel to cook dinner for the camp! (I would've said Sully, but then everyone would get food poisoning...)

Admin: Yay! I've been looking forward to eating some of Stahl's wonderful cooking!

Chrom: Why that dastard Gangrel though...?

Admin: *rolls eyes again* Stahl is my bae. Soooo... *makes 'come on, move along the train of thought' motion*

Chrom: ... Huh?

Admin: Oh, never mind. You get Stahl, since after that hug dare, I'm not sure if I can trust you unsupervised with Gangrel.

Chrom: Seems good.

~~

Stahl: Oh, really? Wow, I got a dare! *smiles* Am I working with anyone?

Chrom: Yeah, Gangrel.

Stahl: Sounds good! Hmm... I wonder what we have to cook with... *walks off to cooking tent*

~~

Gangrel: Eh?

Admin: Cooking. Come on, you know how to. Plus, between the two of you, the whole camp will eat well tonight!

Gangrel: *sighs* You really do know how to extort a man. I feel kind of bad for Stahl.

Admin: Nah, I'm a total softie for him. Anyway, get to the cooking tent! Go go go!

Gangrel: As if we didn't have Frederick doing that enough already... *trudges off*

~~IN LE COOKING TENT~~

Stahl: *turns* Good evening, Gangrel! *waves with spoon, smiling*

Gangrel: Evening. And hey... Something smells amazing...

Stahl: Hmm? Yeah, that's probably the soup. Want some? *offers spoonful*

Gangrel: *sips soup* *eyes widen* That's actually... Really good...

Stahl: Eheheh, well, I guess you don't love food this much without figuring out how to make some....

Gangrel: Hmm... You know what, how about we make things interesting? Let's make this a competitio--

Admin: *falls through door from eavesdropping, faceplanting* That's a great idea!

Gangrel: *jumps back* Eh?!? Admin?

Admin: COMPETITION! GO!

Stahl: Don't question it, Gangrel. And you suggested it anyway, so no problem! *continues cooking*

Admin: Great! *leaves* *pips head back in* By the way, that souo smells amazing. *leaves again*

Gangrel: *just standing in the middle of the kitchen* ... What?

~~~ONE COOKING LATER~~~

Chrom: Admin, that title made no sense.

Admin: Chrom, look me straight in the face and tell me a time on this that I did make sense.

Chrom: ...

Chrom: ...

Chrom: ...

Chrom: Okay, you got me.

Admin: Anyway, the boys should be done cooking...

Stahl: *pops head through flap* Yup! Should we come out?

Admin: Go ahead! *smiles innocently*

Chrom: She might be evil...

Admin: WELCOME TO YLISSE'S COOKING CHALLENGE!!!

Gangrel: What the f--

Admin: Today, your judges are!

Admin, the wonderful! (<--so biased towards Stahl, you don't even know)

Chrom, prince of Ylisse! (<--extremely biased against Gangrel)

Henry, my dissection buddy! (<--probably biased towards Gangrel, but who can predict Henry?)

Tharja, my bro! (<--doesn't really know why she's doing this other than Admin asked her)

Lon'qu, the ladies' man swordsman! (<--upset he couldn't cut potatoes)

And Panne, because why not? (<--just in it for some extra helpings because she was feeling hungry)

Chrom: This judge's panel really doesn't make sense...

Admin: Chrom, look me in the face and tell me one time that I made sense in this book.

Chrom: ...

Chrom: ...

Chrom: ...

Chrom: Okay, you win.

Admin: Good. Okay, boys, rock paper scissors for who presents first!

Stahl: *paper*

Gangrel: *scissors*

Admin: Right! Gangy, bring your dish up!

Gangrel: I really wish you wouldn't call me that.

Gangrel: *brings up shrimp kebabs and loaded potatoes*

Admin: Ooh! A very savory meal, with a good balance of high class and homey tastes!

Chrom: (in head) When did she become a food connoisseur?

Admin: *eats* Mm! The shrimp is grilled perfectly, with nice hints of marination without overtaking the original taste. And the loaded potatoes? Great amount of cheese! Plus, they're nice and moist. Dry potatoes are my pet peeve.

Chrom: *eats silently, unwilling to praise Gangrel*

Henry: Oooh! Your Highness, this is great! I didn't know you were as good at cooking as you are killing people with the Levi--

Admin: Thanks, Henry. Next judge!

Tharja: ... Not bad. I like the shrimp.

Lon'qu: It's good. *continues eating*

Panne: The shrimp is fine, but taguel can't digest potatoes.

Gangrel: (in head) Crap! That'll get me points off.

Admin: Well, looks like it's Stahl's turn! Come on out with it, bae!

Stahl: Right! *brings out bowls of tomato soup accompanied by fresh bread and figs*

Admin: Ah! So home style! I can't wait!

Chrom: Smells good.

Henry: I like the color of the soup! It's all red!!!

Tharja: You're trying to get me to eat figs again?

Lon'qu: *whisper/mutters under breath* Like home...

Panne: A change from dumplings. Interesting. Can you make this as well as you can make those?

Gangrel: Hey, how come he's getting all this pre-criticism?!?

Admin: Ahhh! This soup! It's wonderful! Stahl, if I'm ever sick, this will make me better! And this bread is so soft! Well done!

Chrom: The figs are nice and juicy too. Good selection!

Henry: Oooh! The soup is as good as it looks! *eats faster*

Tharja: ... Maybe I should accept the figs more often... Bread's good too.

Lon'qu: ... You have a good maternal instinct... It's good and reminds me of home.

Admin: *stares* Is Lon'qu... Reminiscing?!?

Panne: Stahl! Make *spoon* this *spoons more* more *spoons* often.

Chrom: So... Who won?

Admin: *sleepy from good, warm food* Eh..? This was a competition? Oh yeah... Uh... I don't know. You both win... Cause that was the best dinner we've had in weeks.

Chrom: You're quite easy to win over, aren't you?

Admin: A little. Anyway, thanks for daring! I really appreciated this one... I wonder if there are leftovers...

Chrom: What she means to say is, ask, dare and comment below! Until next time!

Gangrel: Can we at least find out who won?!?