Admin: Heyo, everyone!!!

Chrom: Good mornin--

Admin: Wait! What if it isn't morning for them?

Chrom: Huh. Good point... Good evening, night, afternoon, or day, then?

Admin: *nods* Okay, so to say dare comes in from @Jinx1213! *scans*

Admin: *pales*

Chrom: Hmm? What's wrong?

Admin: *passes paper wordlessly*

Chrom:

-I dare Admin and Chrom to switch bodies for five dares!

Chrom: *pales*

Admin: *sigh* I guess we had better get this over with... To Tharja's tent!!

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Tharja: You want me to do what?

Admin: We got dared, okay? This isn't by choice.

Chrom: *nodding vigorously*

Tharja: Fiiine. But... *pulls Chrom in close and whispers* Get me some of Admin's hair.

Chrom: (in head) Oh gods, why did I ever hire her...

~~~POTION GATHERING MONTAGGGGEEEE~~~

Tharja: Okay, this is going to cause some nausea...

Admin: Ha! We've had Sully's cooking! We know nausea, all right!

Tharja: ...

Tharja: *dark magicy muttering* *purple light, red flecks, and unidentifiable-sourced wind go around the room*

Tharja: *finishes*

Admin: *holds hand against mouth* Oh gods, I'm gonna be sick!

Chrom and Admin: *rush out of tent and retch*

Admin: Geeeeewh this better have worked, Tharja!!!!

Tharja: Look at yourself.

Admin: Ehh? *looks down* OH MY NAGA I'M A DUDE!!!

Tharja: (mutters under breath) Why is she so surprised...?

Admin: *le thinking pose* Hmm... This will be confusing if we don't put new titles. So, how about I'm AdChrom and you're Fem!Chrom?

Fem!Chrom: I have no choice, do I...

AdChrom: Nope! Since I already put the titles!

Fem!Chrom: (_ _')

AdChrom: *suddenly starts circling Fem!Chrom, staring up and down*

Fem!Chrom: W-what are you doing?!?!

AdChrom: Getting a 360 view that I'm not able to get with a mirror. Hmm... Uh-huh. Wow, that's nicer than I thought... *pokes Fem!Chrom in butt*

Fem!Chrom: *squeaks and jumps at least three feet up* Wh-what are you?!?!

AdChrom: Huh. That's not bad... *notices question* Oh, I'm not able to get that angle when I'm inside my body, and since I REALLY hope this is a once in a lifetime experience, I have to sieze the ability to get it OUTSIDE of it!

Fem:Chrom: *shaking in the emo corner* I feel perverted and violated all at the same time...

AdChrom: Oi! Get out of there! I don't want my body to be in the emo corner!!! *drags AdChrom out of emo corner* Whooooaaa! I'm so strong!!! Dude, do you spend your entire day at the gym?!?

Fem!Chrom: Admin, we're fighting a war. Which I am in.

AdChrom: Well... I suppose that's true... Oh! Right! Payback! *spreads arms*

Fem!Chrom: ... What the hell are you doing?

AdChrom: Well, since I got to poke and look at wherever I wanted, you should to--

Fem!Chrom: I'M NOT A PERVERT LIKE YOU!!! *turns to side* *out of the corner of eye, stares at his arms*

AdChrom: Dude, I know you're looking.

Fem!Chrom: Nooooope!

AdChrom: *blushes*

Fem!Chrom: Why are you blushing? (In head) Damn. I actually look pretty good like that.

AdChrom: Becauseeeee... *dramatic pause*

*dramatic pause continues*

*more dramatic pause*

Fem!Chrom: Hurry it u--

AdChrom: IT'S BECAUSE I'M SUPER CUTE WHEN I'M LIKE THAT!!!

Fem!Chrom: Naga! How vain can you be?!?

AdChrom: VERY. Now, I might get up to some stuff with your body...

Fem!Chrom: WHAT?!?!?

AdChrom: NOT LIKE THAT, I SWEAR!!!! Geez, I think being in your body has made your bad wording rub off on me...

Fem!Chrom: Give me ONE example when I was badly worded.

AdChrom: "I'll SEE you later."

Fem!Chrom: AGAIN, WE SAUD WE WOULD NEVER SPEAK OF THAT AGAIN!!!

AdChrom: *giggles... No, chuckles* Whooaaa! I can't giggle! *pounds on chest to dislodge whatever is wrong*

Fem!Chrom: It's because you're a grown man. Most grown men can't giggle.

AdChrom: Oooh. Okay. So you try giggling!

Fem!Chrom: ... What.

AdChrom: *lunges forward and tickles*

Fem!Chrom: HAHAHAHAHA HEEE HEEHEEE GODS, STOP ITTT!!!!

AdChrom: *tickles more* (in head) Wait for it....

Fem!Chrom: *giggles*

AdChrom: SUCCESS!!! *victory pose of randomness*

Fem!Chrom: Okay, okay, you got me/you to giggle.

AdChrom: Aaaand?

Fem!Chrom: I guess it was pretty cool. But how did you know where to tickle?

AdChrom: *lifts eyebrow*

AdChrom: Wow, that's so much easier in your body! Is it something to do with the war too? Anyway, IT'S MY BODY, OF COURSE I KNOW WHERE I'M TICKLISH!!!

Fem!Chrom: *blown away by the force of shouting*

AdChrom: Wow, you're louder, too!

Fem!Chrom: *falls out of tree*

AdChrom: Well, we should stop this round before we really hurt ourselves... *turns to Chrom* This counts as the first. For four more questions or dares, we have to be in each other's bodies. So let's stick close together, and try to limit interactions.

Fem!Chrom: Why?

AdChrom: Do you really want you wife to vsee you like th--

Fem!Chrom: We stick close together and try to limit interactions.

AdChrom: Well, that changed quickly. Okay, everyone, ask, dare and comment, and speed us on our way to getting back into our own bodies!!!