AdChrom: Hello again! Guess what time it is? It's time for me...*gulp* to go on a date with Sully! Well, let's get this done with so I can get back into my body...

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"So, what are going to do for the date, love?" Sully asks. I'm still a little thrown off by the sudden change in situations that we just went through. I was just pinned up against the wall, and then suddenly we were strolling though camp so she could drop off her practice sword.

"Well, I was thinking... How about we go halfsies?"

"Chrom?"

"Yes?"

"What the bleeding hell are you talking about?"

"Oh, what I meant was... How about we do half the date something I want to do, and half the date doing something you want to do?"

"Sounds good. You should know what my half is gonna be," she says, winking and grinning.

Alright then. Admin, the worst improv actor ever, thinking on her feet.

I lean in close to her. "Let's save your half for tonight, then. Don't want anyone hearing..." I trail off suggestively and step back, returning her grin. Sully's face is now a tomato. "Heh. That's a good look for you, sweetheart." My grin threatens to crack my face in half. She huffs a laugh.

"Dunno where this is coming from, but I think I like it. Anyway, what's your half going to be?"

I smile wider.

"We, my lovely wife, should go dress shopping."

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"You want me to wear THAT?"

"Oh, come on! It's lovely!" I prod, holding the raw silk dress up. "Plus, red is your color!"

Sully grabs the delicate dress from my hands, turning it around and looking at it from all angles.

"What the *bleeeep* is with this back?!?" She glares at the curtain-like swing at the small of the back, leaving a long, wide length of the wearer's skin visible. "And this... Agh! This entire dress!" she continues.

"Please? For me?" I give her my--his?--best puppy dog eyes.

"Yeah, yeah, I'm going," she grumbles as she goes into the changeroom, waving away the eager shopgirl's help.

Hmm... I think this is a perfect opportunity for me to get up to some...helping of Chrom's...night life, shall we call it. I giggle--wait, no, it's a chuckle in this body--naughtily and wander off another part of the store to pick up something else for Sully to try on.

SULLY'S POV

I can't believe he got me to wear this... I turn around in the cramped changeroom, observing myself in the mirror. Though the room wasn't so tight when I came in... Glancing down, I realize it's the fault of these damned skirts. They're too freaking big. Other than that, my back is obviously unprotected, I can hardly lean toward to do anything, whether it be throwing a punch or picking up something--there's so much wrong with this dress, I can't even...

Sigh. The things I do for that blue-haired dastard.

"You'd better like this piece of crap--" I ignore the obvious tension in the shopkeeper's face asiI say that--"because it was a freaking pain in the *bleep* to put on."

"You know, it probably would've been easier if you had've accepted the nice girl's he--" Chrom's eyes widen as he turns around to look at me.

"Tch. That bad." It isn't even a question, it's a statement. Suddenly, he breaks out into a grin.

"The opposite, Sully. You look...so beautiful."

Dammit, Chrom. You see what you do to me?

"Re...really?" I rush to gather my composure. "Of course. I looked good in that one dress Lucina tried to buy for me!" Chrom laughs.

"Which one? She's tried to do that quite a few times." He looks up, staring me in the eye. "And you've looked fantastic in each one of them."

Before I can think of an answer to that, he walks up close to me and leans in to whisper into my ear. "Mind trying this one on too?" He pushes something that's a mix of silky and lacy into my hand so I can't see it. As he pulls away, he's smiling ear to ear. I'm so shell shocked at all this that I just go back into the changeroom without checking what he gave to me first.

ADCHROM'S POV

Heheh... Chrom will appreciate me giving that to Sully. I know he's had his eye on it for her for a while. Literally, whenever we go shopping in this town, he's always staring at it, his thoughts as easy to read as a children's picture book.

Kind of makes him look like a pervert.

It's a nice piece of... Nightwear. A black silk dress that's really more of a slip that's really more like a slightly elongated shirt, with finely made white lace along the hems.

It still makes him look like a perv when he stares at it when we're buying weapons.

SULLY'S POV

What.. The... Hell...

I burst out of the changeroom, face burning. I speedwalk up to my idiot husband.

"What...in Naga's name...was THAT?!?" I seethe. He simply smiles and says,

"You told me your half of the date. I thought I'd contribute."

I stare at him in disbelief for a few moments.

Then burst out laughing.

"Oh, Chrom. You are... *bleep*ing unbelievable."

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"You k ow, you didn't have to get me both of them. I'd have rather the bullions gone to a good sword or something, you know, fuctional," I tell him as we walk back to camp. He grins and winks.

"Who says the smaller one wouldn't be functional for tonight?" With that, he picks up the pace,smiling and beckoning me along.

Freaking dastard. Knows how to do that every time.

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AdChrom: FINALLY! IT'S TIME TO SWITCH BACK! *runs to Tharja's tent* Wait... I need my body here too... Well, we'll switch right back once I find where Chrom got off to! Oh, he'll be pleased with my meddling, I think... Until then, ask, dare, and comment!