Drake, do you love me?

-LaTributoLectora

Drake: I don't even know you!

Astrid: Drake is incapable of love.

Brianna: Unless if it's love for his whip and gun. And I hope that whoever asked this is not one of those, or else we're in big trouble.

Sam: Plus, he's gay.

Drake: *whips Sam* Am not!

Diana: Wait, I have an idea. Brianna, go get Lana.

Brianna: I'm the Breeze.

Diana: Okay, Breeze, go get Lana.

The Breeze, not Brianna: Sure thing!

Caine: When did Brianna- sorry, the Breeze get here?

Diana: Who cares?

Caine: Good point.

The Breeze, not Brianna: *comes back pushing Lana on a skateboard at superspeed*

Sam: Wow. You like that skateboard thing, don't you.

The Breeze, not Brianna: Yep.

Drake: I think I know where you're going with this.

Diana: Lana, heal Toto.

Drake: Noooo! *Tries to run away but is stopped by Caine* Hey!

Caine: I really, really want you to be here for this.

Drake fangirl: You can't do this to my Drakey!

Caine: *Sends Drake fangirl flying*

Sam: Drakey?

Lana: Okay, Toto's healed.

Toto: That is true.

Everyone: *Grins in anticipation*

Caine: *still holding Drake in place* Everyone! Today is the day we find out that Drake is gay! Wait, that sounds like something from a song. Whatever. Three... Two... One...

Everyone: Drake is gay!

Toto: That is true!

Everyone: *cheers*

Drake: Nooooooooooooooooooo!

Mwa ha ha ha ha..... I really really don't like Drake. I mean, seriously. How can anyone love a murderous psycho undead zombie thingy? He's half girl, for crying out loud! But Sam, on the other hand.... Well, ask more questions because, well, I need more if you want me to keep updating. See ya, cheesy zombie turtles.

-Nicole.