Everyone: Welcome!

Catty: Hello everyone it's currently 12:20 AM and I am ready to go!

Everyone else: -groans-

Catty: -laughs- Let's get started shall we?

Question asked by @kifflomdravovich123: Oi, Pirate Iggy!! I challenge you to a sword duel!! Yeah, that's right! Whoever wins gets to king of the pirates for a day!

England: -blank stare- Pardon?

Jazz: FIGHT KIFFLOM!

England: Okay...?

Jazz: This is gonna be good.

Catty: Definitely.

STORY TIME!

Rebeca grinned merrily, and grabbed her sword. England smirked. "The rules are simple," France began. "In order to win, you must poke your opponent with his or her sword. That's all there is to it. No punching or grabbing hair, no biting, scratching, or lollygagging."

"LET THE DUEL BEGIN!" Jazz shouted, as equally excited as Rebeca. England lunged at his opponent, colliding with her sword. Rebeca skidded backwards and growled. "This'll be easy," England bragged. Rebeca gripped the hilt of her sword tightly and swung at the Brit's feet, tripping him. England fell to the ground with a loud 'THUD'. He quickly got up and the two were at it again.
Jazz cheered in the background, hoping that Rebeca might win, but she already knew the outcome. "LET'S GO BAKA-CHAN!" Catty shouted with pride. "KICK HER BUTT, ENGLAND!" America roared.

"YOU GOT THIS!"

"YOU CAN BEAT HER!"

"YAY REBECA!"

"YAY ENGLAND!"

Canada watched from a safer distance, sitting next to France. France clapped and cheered for England. Canada smiled timidly.

The two fighters were soon running out of breath. They stood far away from each other, huffing and puffing, regaining energy. England let out a battle cry and charged at Rebeca. The girl blocked his powerful blow and was sent backwards, the same as she was before. She was slammed against a wall and gasped. England walked over and held the sword at her neck. "Game over," he said, with an accomplished smile. Rebeca frowned and kicked his shin. The Brit dropped his sword, fell to the ground, and clutched his shin.

"WHAT THE HELL!?! THAT'S CHEATING!" Rebeca stood up and grabbed his sword, along with her own. "That's how the pirates did it," she said, casually. England furrowed his brow and did the same to her. "OW!" Rebeca cried out. "This entire fight is childish and we have no good reason to," England complained.

"IT'S FOR THE READERS!" Jazz howled. The two fighters looked at Jazz with a menacing glare. Jazz awkwardly stepped back. "Nevermind," she mumbled under her breath. England looked up at REbeca, a sincere look in his eyes. "Draw?" he offered. Rebeca smiled.

"No."

She grabbed the sword and poked England with it. "I win." England's expression turned to certain rage. "CHEATER!" he hollered in anger. Rebeca stuck out her tongue. "I GET TO BE PIRATE KING! I GET TO BE PIRATE KING!" she boasted. Jazz laughed in the background. "I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT!" Catty said, as she glomped Rebeca. Rebeca groaned. "Don't lie! You said that Iggy was gonna win! Now get off!" Rebeca whined. Catty gave a nervous laugh. Canada walked over to England. "That was fun to watch," he complimented. "THAT WAS AWESOME!" America screeched. Rebeca groaned. "Aaaaaand, now I'm sore. Can I go now?" she asked, looking at Catty and Jazz.
"Yeah," the admins said in unison. "Thank God," Rebeca said. "See ya later," she told everyone, and with that she vanished.

THE END!

England: Why did I have to lose!?

Jazz: Because... I felt like making you lose.

England: T^T

France: Ohonhonhon~ Someone's a sore loser.

England: Quiet you!

Jazz: NEXT!

Question asked by: @Bitch-im-Madonna : yo face family get in a yo mama battle with me
YO MAMA SO FRICKEN UGLY
HER PILLOW CRIES ITSELF TO SLEEP AT NIGHT
TOP THAT HOES!

England: -groans- I see no point in--

France: YO MAMA SO UGLY, SHE MAKES GODZILLA LOOK LIKE A SUPER MODEL!

Everyone: -stares at France-

Jazz: FIRST YO MAMA JOKE BATTLE GOES TO ENGLAND AND FRANCE!

England: Okay, it's on! Yo mama's so ugly, I thought she was Jabba the Hut!

France: Yo mama so poor, she had to put a Happy Meal on layaway!

England: Yo mama's so fat, when she fell in love, she broke it.

Jazz: I don't get it...

England: Neither did I, I just made it up randomly.

France: Yo mama's so fat, even her clothes have stretch marks!

England: Yo mama's so dumb, she thought paracore was a drug.

France: Yo mama's so ugly, even Hello Kitty said "Goodbye!"

England: Yo mama's so fat, they used Google Earth as her school photo

Jazz: Okay, please stop. I think you gave me lung cancer.

England: Okay.

Jazz: NEXT IS AMERICA AND CANADA!

Canada: Um... I don't really want to do this... Wouldn't we just be insulting England?

America: Yeah but who cares? I go first! Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing!

Canada: -deep breath- Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."

America: Yo mama so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Canada: Yo mama so old I told her to act her age and she died!

Catty: -laughs- Yep that's Iggy for ya!

America and Canada: -joins in-

England: I'M NOT THAT OLD YOU BLOODY GITS!

France: *reads dare* Allen hasn't eaten his steak yet!

Everyone: *slowly turn to Allen*

Allen: What?

Jazz: EAT THE STEAK!

Allen: Do what?

England: You got a dare, and you're suppose to eat a T-Bone steak.

Allen: haha, no.

Jazz: haha, yes.

Allen: -_-

Jazz: (・ ε ・) Problem?

Allen: *stares at the steak* Do I have to?

Jazz: Yes. Yes, you do.

Oliver: Allen dear, it's just three bites. It won't kill you.

Allen: -glares-

Oliver: Or I might be wrong... -nervously smiles-

Allem: *grimaces* Why me, God? *picks up fork*

Everyone: *chanting softly* Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it.

Allen: *bites into steak* Oh God. *gags* Do I have to eat all of it?

Jazz: Two more bites, and you'll be fine.

America: You can do it bro!

Allen: *groans* Fine. *quickly eats steak* Kill. Me. *gags*

Everyone: -cheers-

Allen: -gets up and leaves-

Oliver: Oh, wait for me! -runs after-

Catty: Well... See us next time for an adorable chibi playdate! -stares at the North American bros-

America and Canada: What?

Catty: -smirks- Goodbye everyone!