America: Haha Iggy has to pluck his- WAIT NO BURGERS?! FOR HOW LONG?

England: *walks in* I-i feel so naked without my eyebrows.

Jazz: NOOOOOO! THE IGGY BROWS! GONE!

America/Canada/Catty: SO WEIRD!

France: *rocking back and firth in Emo Corner* N&no Bad Touch Trio....how long though? When can I go back? When will this dare end?

Jaz: Well......France is dead

France:*looks up to England*

England:........ hi.

France:*slowly turns back to corner*

Jazz-: *comforting France*

America: in a separate emo corner-

Canada: -blushing because of his question- Well, I wouldn't say I love him. We are just really, really, REALLY good friends.

Catty: Liar.

Canada: Eh?!

America:-sobbing- N-no b-b-burgers...

Time skip- Next Day

England: *eyebrows,fully grown back*

Jaz-:O-----------O,What,the heck!?

England: What?

Jaz-: Y-your eyebrows.....!

France:*still in Emo Corner*

England: How long are you going to mope, frog?

France: forever

Jaz-: Bruh..*eats cinnamon roll*

Ca: haha hey guys.

Everyone: what

Catty: I'm bored.. Let's do something

Jaz-: *evil smile* Wanna read my story?

Catty: I'm scared

England: Don't

Canada: Eh?

Jaz-: Awww.....You ruined the in, Iggy. *listening to Skillet* Why you no have fun, Igs?

England: I can too have fun!

France: don't lie...

England: Why you little-

Jaz-: *momma arm* Stop

Catty/Canada:Eh?

Catty : I'm confused.. And scared

America: -refusing to talk to anyone

Jaz-: On god, America's not being loud, or playing video games, or ea-- Oh yeah..... This is awkward. When is his,dare gonna end?

Catty: Hopefully soon.

Jazz: I agree

Canada: I'm just glad I didn't get any dares

Jazz: You should be.

Catty: IF YOU WANT A DARE CANADA CHAPTER SAY 'AYE SIR!'
AYE SIR

Jazz: AYE SIR

America: Aye sir..

Catty: ONE MORE VOTE!

England: Eh?

France: *suddenly stops mopping* AYE SIR!!

Jaz-: Yay, you're back to normal! *high fives France*

Catty: So it's official! We are only accepting dares to Canada for the next chapter and it will be back to normal after that!

Jazz: Yay!

Canada: W-wait. Why me?!

Jaz-: I have a dare,already.

England: Oi, who was the winner of the,shipping contest, Catherine?

Catty: Oh! Let's see. *opens up envelope* THE WINNERS OF THE HETALIA ASK THE FACE FAMILY OTP CONTEST ARE PRUCAN AND FRUK!

*clapping in the background*

England & France: * slowly begins to clap*

Jaz-: Thanks to all of our readers and voters.

Catty: Yeah thanks for supporting small accounts like us! Free cookies to all who voted! *tosses cookies* Well, that's all guys! Don't forget to dare Canada!

France: Aui revoir!

Jazz: Bye guys!

Canada: Goodbye!

lazy author is lazy. Sorry if there are any mistakes. I literally copied Jazz and I's conversation from earlier and barley edited. Oh! About the story mentioned, go follow Lady-_-Jazzy and check her books, The Wonderlanders, Love and Demons, and her Hetalia oneshot book!

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