A Boy-Free World
To: The Girls
Q: What do you think of having a boy-free world?
Boys: ....
Jason: Why do we have to worry? It's not like--
Piper: Nicer.
Jason: ...What about me?
Piper: * smiles* I love you, Sparky. It's just that without boys, girls wouldn't fight over someone. They'd be more close to each other.
Percy: Hahaha * laughs* She..likes...it... better...without...you!
Annabeth: Smarter.
Farnk: Percy, you okay? *note fake sympathy*
Percy: *Thinks* Can't really blame her...
Leo: Wow, Percy you're taking this so well...
Percy: Why wouldn't I? Without you guys the world would be smarter.
Everyone: Oh, Percy. *facepalms*
Hazel: Less cute.
Leo: Thanks Hazel!
Hazel: I was reffering to Frank.
Leo: But it's still true! *Flexes his 'muscles'*
Hunters, Amazons, Artemis: Heaven...
Apollo: What about us?
Zeus, Poseidon, Hdes & Other Boy gods: Yeah...
Hunters, Amazons, Artemis: *gags*
Hestia: 1...2...3!
Hunters & Amazons: All the single ladies...
Artemis: All the single ladies...
Reyna & Rachel: All the single ladies...
Hera: Now put your hands up!
Single ladies: You're not single! You poser...
Hera: #Notwanted
Leo: Boys turn!
Nico: All the single boys
Leo: All the single boys.
Calypso: Eh-hemm?
Leo: *wide eyes* Cal-Calypso?
Calypso: Single, now are we? *leaves*
Leo: NOOOOO! My one true love...GONE!!! *cries*
Jason: Leo! Leo! Wake up!
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Leo: Whaa?
Jason: You were having a nightmare.
Piper: Gaea?
Percy: Ain't it obvious?
Annabeth: If it was Gaea, why was he singing "All The Single Ladies"?
Leo: It was worse than that...
Percy: What...?
Leo: I was single...
Frank: You've always been single...
Hazel: What's so scary about that?
Leo: You don't know...YOU DON'T KNOW!!! *Jumps off Argo 2* AHHHHH! HEEEELLLPPP!!!
Jason: *sigh* I'll save him. *goes after Leo*
Frazel: You have got to be kidding me, Leo.
Percy: *squeal and takes picture* Frazel.
Annabeth: Again Percy?
Piper: Well at least he didn't use flash...
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