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A Boy-Free World

To: The Girls

Q: What do you think of having a boy-free world?

Boys: ....

Jason: Why do we have to worry? It's not like--

Piper: Nicer.

Jason: ...What about me?

Piper: * smiles* I love you, Sparky. It's just that without boys, girls wouldn't fight over someone. They'd be more close to each other.

Percy: Hahaha * laughs* She..likes...it... better...without...you!

Annabeth: Smarter.

Farnk: Percy, you okay? *note fake sympathy*

Percy: *Thinks* Can't really blame her...

Leo: Wow, Percy you're taking this so well...

Percy: Why wouldn't I? Without you guys the world would be smarter.

Everyone: Oh, Percy. *facepalms*

Hazel: Less cute.

Leo: Thanks Hazel!

Hazel: I was reffering to Frank.

Leo: But it's still true! *Flexes his 'muscles'*

Hunters, Amazons, Artemis: Heaven...

Apollo: What about us?

Zeus, Poseidon, Hdes & Other Boy gods: Yeah...

Hunters, Amazons, Artemis: *gags* 

Hestia: 1...2...3!

Hunters & Amazons: All the single ladies...

Artemis: All the single ladies...

Reyna & Rachel: All the single ladies...

Hera: Now put your hands up!

Single ladies: You're not single! You poser...

Hera: #Notwanted

Leo: Boys turn!

Nico: All the single boys

Leo: All the single boys.

Calypso: Eh-hemm?

Leo: *wide eyes* Cal-Calypso?

Calypso: Single, now are we? *leaves*

Leo: NOOOOO! My one true love...GONE!!! *cries*

Jason: Leo! Leo! Wake up!

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Leo: Whaa?

Jason: You were having a nightmare.

Piper: Gaea?

Percy: Ain't it obvious?

Annabeth: If it was Gaea, why was he singing "All The Single Ladies"?

Leo: It was worse than that...

Percy: What...?

Leo: I was single...

Frank: You've always been single...

Hazel: What's so scary about that?

Leo: You don't know...YOU DON'T KNOW!!! *Jumps off Argo 2* AHHHHH! HEEEELLLPPP!!!

Jason: *sigh* I'll save him. *goes after Leo*

Frazel: You have got to be kidding me, Leo.

Percy: *squeal and takes picture* Frazel.

Annabeth: Again Percy?

Piper: Well at least he didn't use flash...

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