ROMANCE TROUBLES
Octavian:*singing* I have a girlfriendddd I have a girlfrienddddddd I have a-
Leo: Boy-
Octavian: GIRLfriendddd...
Annabeth: New question! You'll be useful for this, Pipes.
Piper: ...Why?
Annabeth: Read it.
Piper: *reads it*Fuck no, just because I'm a daughter of Aphrodite does NOT mean-
Leo: Well, would rather we answer it?
Piper: ... I won't.
Calypso: What even is the question?
Annabeth: By bookshavetakenmeover, we basically have... Uh, romance problems.
Nico: *sits up* I'm ready for this.
Annabeth: Uh, okay Nico... Basically the asker needs help because they love somebody but there's too much of an age difference.
Nico: I'm listening.
Annabeth: They request to refer to the being as "JB".
Nico: Okay, I'm done. *leaves*
Octavian: Well, since I've just gotten in a new relationship, this question is perfect!
Percy: ... Really. Do you even know your partner's name?
Octavian: Yeah! Uh...
Percy: Well?
Octavian: eh... Comment below?
Leo: Geez, just call her JB, ok?
Octavian: What? No!
Percy: Look, guys, we have an actual problem!
Annabeth: Yeah, we need to stay focused and-
Percy: HOLY GODS OF OLYMPUS! The asker of this question has been taken by books! Who knows how much time we have left? We have to do something!
Annabeth: Seaweed Brain, I swear to Zeus-
Calypso: Uh, lets not lose our heads. The asker noted that them and JB do in fact like each other, right? That's good.
Nico: But the age difference, remember?
Piper: Okay, so... At least in the United States(which is where we are), age difference might not be such a problem.
Percy: I think it's more age itself.
Annabeth: Yeah... Okay, so the common laws are, you can't really date someone who's 18 or over if you're younger than 18, or vise versa. Besides that, age difference alone, its technically legal. In terms of social laws, people generally try to keep in, at very most, a five-year difference, I think. Usually lower.
Calypso: Uh, age differences are a thing?
Leo: Yeah. You and I are breaking SO many different laws right now.
Calypso: Awkward.
Percy: Gods are different. Mostly.
Piper: I knew a guy who's parents were 20 years apart (no joke tbh).
Everyone: EWWW
Nico: *vomits*
Piper: Geez, drama queens. Seriously though, these laws shouldn't be so restrictive.
Percy: I ship it. bookshavetakenmeover x JB. What would be their OTP name?
Annabeth: Tumblr has destroyed you, Seaweed Brain.
Piper: Uh, to honest, as long as you guys are both under 18, or both over 18, you should be fine. If you're worried about being judged, focus on being friends for now, and find opportunities to be together if you're that determined to become a couple. Whats most important is being happy with your partner, although age is NOT just a number.
Calypso: I hope I have exceptions to these rules.
Leo: You're fine, although... Octavian doesn't seem to be...
Octavian: *singing loudly* THEY SAY THAT FALLING IN LOVEEEE IS WOOOOOOONDERRRRRFUUUULLLLLLLLLL
Reyna: *arrives* *tackles Octavian* HE'S DOWN!
Percy: GET HIM! Frank?
Frank: *pops out from behind couch with McDonald's* Huh?
Percy: Where have you been all chapter?
Hazel: *pops up* We went to McDonald's.
Frank: Nico got her obsessed.
Percy: C'mon, Frank, Octavian's down!
Frank: I'm coming! *run after with Percy and Reyna, chasing Octavian*
Jason: What's going on? Can I join?
Percy: Octavian's gone insane ever since he got a girlfriend.
Jason: *determined* Leo, I'm taking Festus. Let's go!
*Reyna, Percy, Frank, and Jason ride on Festus outside chasing Octavian*
Calypso: ... It's times like this that make me think I should have stayed on Ogygia.
Leo: *sweating* HAHAHAHA YOU DON'T MEAN THAT
Nico: Uh... We hoped we helped with you and your romance with, uh, Justin-
Piper: -JB.
Nico: ...JB. Feel free to message us if you want us to continue on the subject, and we'll make a sequel chapter.
Piper: Thanks for reading! Comment questions below here or preferably in the chapter "SPECIAL OCCASION". Bye! ;)
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