Luke: Hey guys, I'm back.

Annabeth: Hi Luke! Are you here for the question?

Luke: Yup. And I can't leave. I hope you arn't afraid of ghosts.

Percy: C-c-creepy....

Nico: I just hope I used enough Happy Meals for him to stay. Now, the question is: To everyone, Thoughts on THALUKE . Submitted by Festus1122

Annabeth: Thaluke is a thing? I thought "Thalia's Crush" was just a joke.

Thalia: Well, hands down, I like Luke. I really do. But their are two things keeping us apart.

Piper: What could that possibly be?

Thalia: The fact that I'm a hunteress and can't date, and the fact that he's dead.

Piper:.... oh. Right.

Luke: I like you too, Thalia! I ship Thaluke!

Thalia: Really?

Luke: Sure! You're like my best friend! If I was going to date anybody, it'd have to be you.

Thalia: aww, thanks <3

Artemis: Thalia, what are you doing? You swore to turn your back on the company of men, remember?

Thalia: *blushing* right. Sorry. (just a little crush) :)

Artemis: *sigh* You already know my answer. I do not ship Thaluke.

Percy: Oh, c'mon! They're so cute!

Artemis: *deadly glare towards Percy*

Percy: Not that I argue, lady Artemis. *bows*

Annabeth: If Thalia's happy, I'm happy. If she wants to date Luke, I'm not stopping her.

Thalia: Thanks, Annabeth!

Jason: I'm with Annabeth. Although, I think it would be tricky to date a ghost.

Luke: Yeah....

Hazel: Aww, Thalia, you and Luke look so cute together!

Frank: How did Luke die? He looks young.

Hazel: Quiet, Frank, you might insult him.

Nico: Uh, I don't think any mortal or demigod has ever sucessfully dated a dead person.

Hazel: Ehem.

Nico: Like, someone who was actually presently dead, I mean. So, yeah, it would be kind of hard to ship you guys. Sorry.

Thalia: But- but- Nico, I though we were buddies!

Nico: ..... buddies? Since when did I have friends?

Percy: That's sad, bro. Loosen up.

Zeus: All I can say is that I do NOT ship Thaluke.

Thalia: Dad! Why?

Zeus: First of all, you made your oath to Artemis! And second, I don't want my daughter dating anyone.

Posideon: Why?

Zeus: Its a 'dad' thing.

Posideon: Whatever. Sure, I'll ship it if Percy ships it. Percy knows them better than I do.

Hades: Okay, somethings missing. Wheres- LUKE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? YOU SHOULD BE IN THE UNDERWORLD!

Luke: Calm down, Lord Hades, I'm just hanging out with these guys. I'm helping to answer their question.

Hades: Agh! You must stop leaving the Underworld all the time! The whole point of being dead is that you don't exist in the mortal world anymore! Honestly, now!

Luke: Sorry, Hades.

Hades: *sigh* Nico, you know I hate it when you summon ghosts without my permission, right?

Nico: Yes, Dad.

Leo: Lord Hades, while your here, could you tell us your opinion on THALUKE?

Hades: What is "Thaluke"?

Hermes: Its Thalia and Luke getting together as a couple.

Hades: Oh. Then, screw it. Ghosts can't love.

Thalia and Luke: But-

Hades: No buts! Now, I'm very busy, mind you! *disapears into Underworld*

Hermes: Well, he can be a grump sometimes, eh? My opinion, I don't know. Just go for it Luke, but be careful. Children of Zeus can be very annoying.

Zeus, Thalia, and Jason: HEY!

Aphrodite: omg YES! I totally ship them! (i ship just about everything...) Aww, the are SOO cute together! If only Luke wasn't dead! Oh, what a marvalous love story you two shared. Luke turning evil, Thalia having to stiop him through the power of love, and him dying just as he returns to good! What a drama! <3

Piper: Oh, mom.....

Thalia: Through love? Really?

Luke: I don't think that's exactly how it went.

Grover: Thaluke sound cool with me. I mean, you guys were my closest buddies for a while. I'm okay with it.

Juniper: If Grover thinks its good, I'll ship it. You two do make a good couple.

Clarisse: Meh. He's already dead. You can't date someone who's dead, so...

Luke: Wow. I guess everyones judging us on the fact that I'm dead.

Thalia: Bummer.

Reyna: Uh, I don't really know them, so.... sure? Yes? Thaluke? I dunno.

Leo: Hey! I ship THALEO! Yeah! That sounds cool!

Thalia: *horrible squint of death*

Leo: *squeaking* or, you know, thaluke's cool to.... (eek)

Chiron: I'd agree, except Thalia already agreed to the terms of eternal maidenhood with Artemis.

Thalia: :( I guess that's true....

Aphrodite: Ooh! Forbidden love! So romantic! :')

Luke: Thanks...

Annabeth: Well then, I guess this is our stopping point. This was a good chapter.

Nico: I wonder if there's any leftover Happy Meal.....

Frank: Live long and prosper! ;)

Leo: I don't even like Star Trek.....

Luke: Good bye! Submiit as many questions as you can! Spread the word of our story!! We need more comments!

Piper: See ya! <3