Percy: *gasps for air; coughs out sawdust* FREEDOM AT LAST

Hazel: Frank, you told me these things ended years ago.

Frank: I... I did...

Piper: But we're free!

Annabeth: Don't get too excited, its only to answer a question.

Everyone: *groans*

Jason: C'mon, Piper's right, we should take advantage of this.

Leo: To rebel?

Jason: No, to be grateful that-

Calypso: To rebel. *starts planning with Leo*

Nico: Ugh... why were we locked up again?

Percy: Alex stopped letting us update this story 'cause she's LAZY.

Annabeth: Um... Percy?

Percy: Yeah?

Annabeth: The fact that she locked us up once means she has plenty of power to do it again...

Percy: Oh, uh, I mean, Alex is great! Our chains were totally comfortable, lots of leg room...

Nico: *grumbling* There was no WiFi...

Percy: Which was SO not a problem! *laughing nervously* Uh, Calypso, why don't you tell us what question we have today?

Calypso: Sorry I'm busy planning a rebellion-

Percy: GREAT JUST READ OFF HERE

Calypso: Uh... By GentokaSilverWolf to Octavian: "If you could have three wishes, what would they be? Also, I like you. Like. Really like you."

Leo: Um, Calypso, you wanna tell me something?

Calypso: No, that's what it says. This user really likes Octavian.

Frank: ew.

Hazel: Wait, does that mean we'll have to make Octavian join us?

Frank: EW.

Jason: Haha, uhm, er, he's DEAD, right? I mean - Leo, you killed him and everything!

Leo: I didn't kill any-

Percy: Uh, YEAH, you did, so it's not like, haha... It's not like we can invite him from the UNDERWORLD or anything-

Octavian: I'm right here.

Everyone: *screams*

Reyna: *appears in dramatic cloud of smoke* DID WE NEVER OFFICIALLY DECLARE YOU DEAD IN THIS STORY

Octavian: *shrugs* I don't remember. I just came back from the underworld.

Piper: How-

Nico: *munching on McDonald's fries* Oh, that was me.

Everyone: *Glares at Nico*

Octavian: Come on, guys, I'm not that much trouble...

Leo: *starts throttling Nico* *turns around and starts throttling Octavian*

Piper: *using persuasive voice* Okay, okay, lets calm down here...

Leo: *starts throttling Piper*

Calypso: *grabs rabid Leo by collar* I'll take him outside...

Leo: *on fire*

Calypso: ...Let him cool off... *leaves with Leo*

Nico: *shares McDonald's with Hazel and Frank*

Octavian: So, um *clears throat* what was the question again?

Annabeth: Um...

Piper: If you could have three wishes, what would they be? Also, the asker apparently really likes you, which is NOT important-

Octavian: *smirks* Oh, really? And who may this user be?

Piper: Uh, thats not the question-

Octavian: Well?

Piper: Well, its GentokaSilverWolf, but-

Octavian: *ignores Piper* *takes a legitimate pause to check out profile*

Piper: Um, now isn't the time to hook up-

Octavian: *looking at profile* Alright, I think we would get along-

Reyna: OCTAVIAN FOR JUPITER'S SAKE YOU'RE DEAD JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION

Everyone: *glares*

Octavian: Hmph.

Reyna: *glares*

Octavian: ALRIGHT, alright, uh, three wishes, erm... well, for a start, world domination.

Percy: Wow, I was thinking unlimited wishes, but that's just me.

Octavian: Shut up. For my second wish, more teddy bears. I'm running low.

Franks: Of course. *comforts Percy over remembrance of his panda stuffy*

Octavian: For three, uh, a girlfriend?

Reyna: *bawls out laughing*

Everyone: *bawl out laughing*

Calypso and Leo: *return* *bawl out laughing*

Gods of Olympus: *Bawl out laughing*

Dr. Phil: *Bawls out laughing*

John Cena: *Bawls out laughing*

Kanye West: *Bawls out laughing*

Ted Cruz: *Bawls out laughing*

Donald Trump: *Bawls out laughing*

Annabeth: *kills Donald Trump*

Octavian: What? What's so funny?

Percy: *laughing* Try dating the asker, I'm sure they're the only shot you've got.

Octavian: *smug* Fine. You know what, I will. They said they like me.

Percy: HAHAHAhahaha.... Wait, seriously?

Octavian: Yeah, there are no laws against it here, right?

Reyna: Well, no, I guess not...

Octavian: Okay, then I'll do it!

Leo: HAHA, what if they're a GUY!

Octavian: So? I've sucked a dick before.

Leo: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA - wait, what-

Percy: *singing softly* yaaay lgbt+ rights #lovewins *waves rainbow flag*

Nico: Octavian, you realize you're forgetting something...?

Octavian: Hmm?

Nico: You're dead, remember?

Octavian: Yeah, not a problem. I'm never interacting with this person physically, let's be honest.

Nico: *throws hands in air* Well, there go all reason and laws of the fucking Underworld! I hope you're happy!

Octavian: *smug* Well, I am! GentokaSilverWolf, would you like to be my girl-

Leo: Or boy-

Percy: Or *singing*anything you wanna be cuz u were born this way bby #proud2be

Octavian: OKAY WHAT THE FUCK  *clears throat* GentokaSilverWolf, would you like to be in a romantic consensual relationship with me?

Reyna: *still laughing* Be ready for rejection, Octavian.

Percy: I'm so ready to see what the response is.

Annabeth: Gods, what a train wreck this Wattpad story has become.

Hazel: GentokaSilverWolf, I'm sorry for putting you through this. Or you're welcome, if you were actually serious about liking Octavian.

Frank: Ew. *judging GentokaSilverWolf*

Hazel: Be nice! It's better if Octavian gets better at holding relationships; this is good practice for him! Anyways, if you want to GentokaSilverWolf, you can comment below your response to Octavian's proposal.

Octavian: *winks*

Hazel: Everyone else, comment any questions you'd like asked by us demigods in the chapter "SPECIAL OCCASION". Alex is out of school in a matter of days, and will have more than enough time to review them, so ask away. We're all so glad to be out and about.

Calypso: Yeah, I've already had enough prison for one existence... So thanks for reading! Please notify all of your friends to help get this story back to what it used to! We all appreciate your love and support of this story and Alex!

Jason: We look forward to answering your questions. 'Till next time :)