Jason: Hey, we need more questions!

Percy: Why aren't you asking questions?

You: I'm busy reading other stories.

Leo: Please, ask something!

You: No.

Leo: Please?

You: Still no.

Piper: But seriously, we need some questions! It can be anything!

Percy: If you ask a question I'll give you some blue cookies!

Annabeth: Really?

Percy: No, that's too generous.

*Frank tries to take a blue cookie*

Percy: *hisses* MY PRECIOUS!