Me: We have another question! From cutiesealrat: Leo, do you love me?

*Everyone looks at Leo*

Piper: ASDJFAK OHMYGODS LEO DO YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?! ASDKFKD MY FEELS! WHATS HER NAME? HOW OLD IS SHE? IS SHE NICE AND PRETTY? IS SHE TALLER THAN YOU? TELL ME EVERYTHING

Leo: Jeez, Piper! Calm down. Don't go all horror story fangirl on me. Please.

Jason: But Piper does have a point. Who is this girl?

Leo: I don't know! I've never met her before. But I would like to... Hey cutiesealrat *winks*

Jason: *facepalm* Classic Leo.

Percy: Oh, to answer your question Piper, yes, she's probably taller than him.

Leo: PERCY!

Percy: What?! Almost everybody is--

Leo: *lights hand on fire*

Percy: Uh oh. *runs away*

Leo: *runs after Percy* Get back here!

Me: Why do these questions always lead to fights? Well, I gotta go before Leo burns Percy's eyebrows off. Comment, rate, and follow!

*in the distance* Percy: OW MY EYEBROWS

*Leo on fire and running around and laughing like a crazed maniac*