Geeky: Crim! Crim! YOU GOT A QUESTION!

Crimson: Huh? What is it?

Geeky: Question: What's with Pedro? (Thanks, @TheMasterPanda!)

Crimson: Well, why not?

Geeky: Oh, be interesting.

Crimson: I could tell them the whole story.

Geeky: Yes!

Crimson: A long time time ago, in a galaxy far, far away--

Geeky: Wait, wait, this is wrong.

Crimson: Um, okay. Once upon a time...

Geeky: Why does it keep starting in weird ways?

Crimson: These aren't weird.

Geeky: Yes they are.

Crimson: Okay, fine.

Crimson: PEDRO.

Crimson: No no, I meant that Pedro's now talking. No, stop that.

Geeky: *typing that it's all Crimson's lines to annoy him*

Crimson: Okay, you've wasted enough time. Now,

Pedro: PEDRO!

Geeky: Here we go...

Pedro: *in Pedro voice* Not so long ago--

Geeky: (I really wanna put this in italics for some reason.)

Pedro: When our little cousin was from (dramatic pause) REGINA--

Geeky: Oh, this is going to be a joy to write... By the way, Crimdro (heheh, ship)--

Crimdro: No ship. I'm not yaoi like that. Although all you fujoshis out there, I support you.

Geeky: Crimdro, if you couldn't tell, the joy bit was sarcasm.

Crimdro: I know. But

Pedro: Pedro is telling a story!

Geeky: I swear, we should record your voice telling this because typing simply does not convey the epic stupidity of this.

Pedro: But Pedro is sick. I want the ladies to hear Pedro's voice for the first time at its best!

Geeky: Crim's actually not a ladies man.

Crimdro: I am!

Geeky: *shakes head* No you aren't. Maybe that's why you invented Pedro. Aaaanyway, back to the story! See, this is why having the two of us doing stories together isn't good if you want it concise.

Pedro: Yes! Before any more nonsense is spouted! Our little cousin had just received her birthday present from us. It was (dramatic pause)

Geeky: Pedro is very fond of dramatic pauses.

Pedro: A bag.

Mother: *playing Animal Crossing in the background* A bag.

Crimson: Gasp!

Geeky: You don't have to literally say gasp...

Crimson: Gasp! A new character appears! The plot thickens! Dun dun dun!

Geeky: Ooooh boy. Anyway...

Pedro: Yes, anyway! It was a bag of Lego friends!

Geeky: Don't ask why it was in a bag instead of a box.

Pedro: It was a school! And inside of it was (dramatic pause) her first male Lego friend!

Geeky: Seriously, it's shocking how few there are. When we found it, I actually said that I didn't know they existed.

Pedro: To the Crimson Otaku, it looked (dramatic pause) MEXICAN! *stares off into the distance as he says it*

Geeky: *head in hands, groaning* It's all coming back...

Pedro: The Crimson Otaku decided to give it a Mexican accent!

Geeky: That really isn't all that Mexican sounding.

Pedro: IT DOES NOT MATTER! For I...have the SEXY Mexican voice!

Geeky: *hitting head against wall*

Pedro: The Crimson Otaku decided he needed a name. And so, he used the most Mexican sounding name that came to mind. *dramatically turns around because apparently he had his back to the audience* PEDRO!

Geeky: Please, don't virtually beat my brother up. He may be 15 but he doesn't know any better.

Crimson: *dryly* Thanks.

Geeky: Any time. ^u^

Pedro: He took the character around and decided he loved every girl in the school! Except for certain ones.

Geeky: Just gonna clear things up, he did NOT walk around his high school holding a Lego Friends toy deciding he was into every female at school. The Lego Friends toy walked around the set and did that.

Pedro: This is true. I will also clear things up. The Crimson Otaku decided he saw his little cousin's character only as a friend, despite her constant flaunting and flirting.

Geeky: In contrast to what Crim's friend says, incest is NOT wincest. And no, this isn't weirdness like that, it's just that we all were bored of this whole no spice storyline, so when Pedro was introduced, things got a little weird. Not that way.

Pedro: I should also mention (dramatic pause) Pedro saw his sister's character, who was not interested in him, as his number one girl to get.

Geeky: *shudders*

Crimdro: Again, not incest.

Crimdro: And why are you still using that nickname?

Geeky: Well, regular you is Crimson, Crim, or Crimson Otaku. Pedro is... Pedro. And when you're in between, it's Crimdro, which sounds like a ship name. *coughIregretnothingcough*

Pedro: I am fine with it then.

Crimdro: Wait, what?

Geeky: Wow, he's good at talking to himself...

Pedro: Pedro went around the school with his Spanish guitar.

Geeky: That damn Spanish guitar that didn't even exist.

Pedro: Whenever something dramatic happened, it made the typical "dididin!" strumming sound.

Geeky: Seriously. We should record this crap.

Geeky: But only you will talk.

Pedro: Pedro is fine with this. But back to his origin story! The next day, when we were just at home, The Crimson Otaku decided to start speaking as Pedro. He did it so much, he decided to make himself have an alternate ego!

Geeky: Alter ego.

Pedro: Named Pedro! And thus, I... Was born. Haaaaaaah... (<--weird-butt sigh) (Crimdro edit: of content) (Geeky edit: That's not proper grammar, you illiterate fool.) (Crim edit: Really? It isn't?) (Geeky edit: *sigh*)

Crimson: ... That's basically it.

Pedro: Yes. It was a fine story.

Geeky: Dude, you keep switching. This is weird.

Pedro: *turns to right* I don't see your problem.

Crimson: *turns head to face where Pedro would be if he existed* Me neither.

Geeky: WHY IS THIS DEJA VU FOR ME?!? WGAT KIND OF WEIRD DREAMS AM I HAVING FOR THIS TO HAPPEN?!?

Pedro: You're not having bad dreams. You're having good dreams.

Pedro: OF PEDR--

Geeky: *pushes his face away*

Crimson: I OO IOO OO AH? (WHY DID YOY DO THAT?)

Geeky: *pure tsun, no dere mode* Because you were being a twat.

Crimson: *staring at Geeky* You'd be a whole lot cuter if you were a tsundere type.

Geeky: What makes you think I care about that? Anyway, I'm a kuudere, I believe.

Crimson: But could we see the dere side a bit at least?

Pedro: Yes, I would like to see this too.

Both: Pleaaaase?

Geeky: o_o I don't know how both of you are doing that but it's creepy. No dere mode for you.

Both: Awwwwwwwwwwwww--

Geeky: Thanks so much for asking! Keep the questions flowing!