Jeff: WHY DO YOU WANT ME DEAD?! I'M AN ASSHOLE. EVERYONE KNOWS THAT! WHY?!!

Slender: I apologize, child, for we can not do that.

Everyone else: Awe, why?

Jeff: Yeah, fuck you guys.

Slender: Jeff will scratch at the door and cry at night. Remember when he first came here?

Jeff: I'M NOT A FUCKING DOG.

Violet: STAHP YELLIN. *gasp* We are still in the Dare war...! Guys!!! Dare Jeff and I to do humiliating and perverted things! Ask, Truth, and Dare us away! Bai! ❤