Dark: *Bows* Hello followers/readers of dear Switchblade! Welcome to the Q/A!

Switchy: *Claps* This is going to be awesome!

EJ: Poor Ben though.... Nah, what am I thinking, he'll be fineee....

Ben: *Stares off*

Sally: *Rolls eyes* wolfgirl367 says,

I dare Ben to not play video games for a month >:) ( evil laughter )

Ben: .... Nooooo! *Sulks in corner*

LJ: *Laughs*

Slender: I think it would be good for you.

Ben: YOU THINK! NOT MEEEEE!

Clock: Calm your man tits Ben.... MrsCreepypastaGirl says,

Hi I have some questions 1: how the hell did Jeff win!?!?!?!? 2: can I go killing with you guys, cause I need the sweet taste of blood to satisfy my needs *pulls out her sword* 3:E.J will you please go on a date with me? I will bring kidneys

EJ: Uhhhh, ok...?

Jeff: *Leans back in chair* Cuzzzz, I'm awesome, and now labeled the sexiest. *Winks*

Switchy: *Laughs* Yeah right. Your a douche.

Jeff: A SEXY douche ma'am.

Switchy: ... Hm. saharmae22 asks,

foe y'all,wut r ur favorite color and food also wut r pur complete names?

Switchy: We already did our favorite food sooo. Orange and Switchblade The Assassin

Ben: Well, mine was Benjamin Drowned, green, of course.

Jeff: ... Jeff The Killer, red!

Slender: Simon Luther Ender. Black.

Sally: Sally Play With Me, PINK!

Jane: Jane The Killer. Also black.

Clock: Clockwork, *Shrugs* purple.

Toby: Ticci Toby *Twitches* Uhh, green!

EJ: Eyeless Jack, Blue.

LJ: Laughing Jack, black and white. *Eats candy*

Masky: Masky, I like, cheesecake color!

Hoody: Fangirls call me Hoody, But my real one is ToTheArk. Orange is nice.

Sally: Ok! JesstheKiller2323 says,

Ok! I think Ben should....KISS JEFF AND LIKE IT! And Jeff? I know you hate stupid fan-girls but I seriously love you! Can I have a kiss? And if it were up to me, you would be in a magazine for being the sexiest man alive! And Jeff some say Liu is alive and some say he is dead. WHICH ONE?! And Masky, my friend is in love with you! But back to Jeffrey! Do you and Slenderman hate each other? And how do you feel about sombreros? And again, I LOVE YOU! *kisses yo cheek*

Ben: *Sighs and kisses her* There, IM NOT KISSING JEFFFFFFF!

Jeff: *Laughs* I know you wanna!

Switchy: Pffff! You have to do it Ben! You lost!

LJ: This fangirl is scaring me...

Jeff: Meh, she's ok. She loves Jeff, I might not kill her slowly. I hate slender.

Slender: I expect Jeff to use his abilities...

Masky: *Blushes* T-Thank you...

Ben: *Pecks Jeff on the cheek and hides face in hat* I didn't like it.

Switchy: derpywarshiper says,

BEN u r Sally's slave for 3 whole days!!! (Evil laugh)

Ben: *Rolls to floor* DERP.

Sally: YAY!

Switchy: BlackShadow321 says,

(I kidnap Jeffery. And when he comes back he us dressed like A Diseny Princess) Your pwetty now. Did ya miss me guys? Hoodie: I really like chu..... Masky: YOU ARE NOW THE CHIBI FORM OF YOSELF Toby/Clock: DO YOU KNOW SCREWED UP PEOPLE SHIP THIS AWFUL THING CALLED JEFFWORK? Im sooooo.sorry L.J: SORRY FROM THE FACT A PEDIPHOIL GETS SCARED OF A TEENAGE BOY! Geezzz Slendy: Could you possible ever change your height? Switchy: Sorry for the spam... BYEEEEEEEE! :)

Jeff: No I didn't miss you. THIS DRESS IS GLUED TO MEH! *Crosses arms*

Hoody: Well, that's the first...

Masky: CHIBI! OwO

Clock: Uhhhh, J-Jeff and I?! Not in his immortal life.

Toby: That's messed up guys!

Jeff: *Smirks* Im shipped with anything and everyone.

Switchy: ... And your proud of that...?

LJ: *Frowns* Im not a Peto-Bear! You sick crazy person!

Slender: Yes child I can.

Ben: MonicaWeymouth SAYS,

I have questions for Jeff: Y DID U KILL LuI first u save him from bullies the he goes to jail for u and then u funking KILL HIM what the fuck man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jeff: .... Yes I saved him from the bullies. Yes he went to jail for taking the blame off of me... Yes... He's dead...

Clock: Jeff...

Jeff: *Stands up* I. Killed. Liu... Here's the fuck: You don't know what really happened that night! I snapped! I didn't mean ittt! *Curls into ball*

Switchy: Great. -.- Somebody broke Jeff...

EJ: KatandStrawbee,

WWWAAAAIIITTTT!!! *Rides in on a black shadow horse, holding a spoon* I last-second vote for Ben because I didn't have connection to vote earlier!! Even if its too late I still want to vote for him! >XP Anyway, originally I wanted to tell Ben to not be discouraged by his shortness.. Think about it. Ben can get through small spaces such as vents, while Jeff's fat ass can't get through shit besides 10ft wide windows! *Throws all the eight pages in the air and while they fall I disappear total badass style*

Jeff: I-I'm sorry.... I'm sorry Liu...

Hoody: *Laughs* I'll help him...*Takes out lighter and flicks it on*

Jeff: *Jumps back* IM UP!

Ben: Wow, Thanks! *Dances*

Slender: *Glaring*

Miss P: cristabelleiva, says,

Ben do u want to hang out with me?

Switchy: Be careful girl!

Ben: *Laughs* Depends on your definition of 'Hang out' is...

EJ: BloodRedEye says,

I dare Ben to do the macerena dance in public, wearing a flower crown made of childrens tears. Oooh and a frilly pink dress, and Switch and Sally can do his makeup!

Ben: *Sighs* Fineeee...

Sally: *Puts crown and dress on him* This is so fun!

Switchy: I know right? * Laughs evily*

Sally: *Puts pink blush on him and pushes him into a portal*

Ben: ... *Pokerface*

Sally: I command you slave to dance!

Ben: *Dances the macerena* This is bringing my swag down...

Jeff: kitty0107 says,

Dark link you are hot but I have to say ben is way hotter then you are jeff and Jane how can you stand jeff and dark link I would of tried killing them in there sleep already *plays with knife*

Dark: *Chuckles* Why you must have low standards then....

Ben: Hey! Any girl would lovvve my company!

Dark: *Smirks* Switchy?

Ben: ... Ok! Not everyone! but pretty close!

Switchy: Nope. *Glares*

Jane: Trust me. I already tried. They just come back more annoying...

Jeff: Wow, thanks Jane-Bug

Jane: *Growls* DON'T CALL ME THAT!

Dark: maxxieXIV says,

hiya to ben: I dare u to have sex with a randim GUY and you must say" I am the gayest of em all!!!" and also to ej: I always see u in mah dreams, I dont know why.... to jeffy: sorry for earlier (the fucking disgrace thing) it was night and I was............um......lets say mentally challenged so as apology u can kill my 2 big brothers. Bye~ PS. I♡U EJ!!!!

Clock: ... Oh my fucking god...

Jeff: *Laughs* I like this kid!

Dark: Me too. *Laughs*

EJ: ... Well, maybe I'm coming to you next. Thanks.

Ben: *Cries in corner* What did I ever do to youuuuu!

Switchy: *Can't stop laughing*

Toby: ... Does he have to do that...?

Ben: I-I don't wannnnna! *Hides behind Slender* IM NOT GAYYYY!

Hoody: Jesica8904,

For Masky *sets cheese cake down on the table and runs* For Jeff- Why can't I have ur knife... I think it would be pretty legit For Slendy- You should go on a date with *dun dun dunnnnn* Miss P.!!!! For BEN- Next time you get high come to my house,we have food cuz you will probably have the munches For Switchy- * pushes BEN closer to you

Masky: ... Yessss! *Eats it*

Slender: ... Would you...?

Miss P: *Smiles* Why not.

Toby: *Claps* Finally!

Masky: I was about to say that! *Glares at Toby*

Ben: *Tumbles on top of her* ... Now I like this veiw!

Switchy: Meh! *Pushes* Get offffff!

Ben: Wanna get high with me? *Chuckles*

Switchy: NOOOOOO! Your soooo repulsive! Get away druggy!

Ben: No!

Jeff: GET SOMEEEE!

Switchy: *Punches him in the face and runs off the stage*

Hoody: ... You just scared away the host... thanks Ben.

Ben: *Drops onto knees dramatically* YOU WILL NOT RESIST MEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!