Switch: Hello my sweet Kittens! We are back and ready to continue the questions, 2016 style!

Jeff: After what... 1973377362 YEARS!??

Switch: Don't over exaggerate -.- We all have our killing vacations don't we?

Jeff: Whatevea, I just think your slacking Twitch.

Dark and Ben at the same time: DON'T CALL HER THAT.

Dark and Ben: Jinx! *Look at each other and glare* Double jinx! Triple jinx! Quadruple jinx!

Ben: *Forgets what comes next and tackles Dark to the floor* STOP COPYING ME.

Dark: Please, how about you stop your childish games?

Miss P: How about BOTH of you go into time out and hold hands!? *Stern motherly look*

Dark and Ben: You've got to be kidding me-

Miss P: NOW. *Background explosion*

Ben: O.O *Grabs Dark's hand and runs into the corner*

Dark: *Sighs dramatically* Great.

Slender: That's my girl. *Tendrils pull her into his lap and hug her*

Miss P: *Smiles and blushes lightly* I'm sorry for that rude outburst... Please continue...?

Switch: *Laughs* It's okay Miss P, I think they deserved it. Let's just get to the questions.

Sally: I'm so happy we're back! I was getting soooo bored...

Jane: Yeah, not the best way to start out the New years. -.-

Toby: *Jumps up and screeches* 2016!!!!

Masky: *Flinches and sighs* I hate you so much.

Toby: *Sticks tongue out*

Switch: Alright! So another new year, means new rounds of questions! We'll start out with... YourEverydayGeek,

I dare everyone to watch the first episode of Attack on Titan and tell me your reaction. Those who like, will you join the fandom with me?

Masky: Attack on wha-...

Jeff: SO MUCH GORE, SO MUCH BLOOD. I'm in.

Jane: *Scoffs* That's because you look like those naked things.

Jeff: What?! No I don't!

Ben: *Laughs from afar* Best anime yet! And as much as I hate Jane bro, but she has a point.

Jeff: *Rolls eyes*

Slender: Hmm... Is it necessary to have so much... Violence?

Switch: I don't know about the others, but AOT is awesome and I'd be honored to join you!

Hoody: Same here *Shrugs*

Toby: ANIME, KAWAII! *Anime girl wink*

EJ: I can't see...

Masky: *Mask palm* Please kill me. epickilljoy13 says,

I dare Jeff to watch the asdf movies and then do the flop

*Spends about 15 minutes on the interwebs*

Jeff: EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP. *Falls face first into the ground* *Screeches*

Jane: *Bursts out laughing*

Switch: Sssst... That's gotta hurt...

Jeff: *Face red, holds a bleeding nose* IT WAS MORE FUNNIER IN THE VIDEO.

Sally: Even I feel bad for him.

Clock: Yeah... littleskittle8,

give meh all da vanilla cheesecake or suffer the rath of the skittles:3>:3

Masky: Girl, you cray-cray if you think i'mma do something THAT crazy! *Gathers up all the vanilla cheesecake and hisses* MY PRECIOUS~

Dark: O_o Whoa now...?

Hoody: *Shrugs* He loves cheesecake.

Slender: Child, that is called an obsession.

Switch: *Whispers to Slender* I think we need to have an intervention...

Slender: *Nods* Oh yes, one soon as possible. Nightgreif asks,

umm.... masky.. if you eat so much cheesecake wouldn't you have diabetes by now?

Switch: Excellent question! Masky...?

Masky: Hey! As you can tell- I- Um... Uh... I don't know... ._.

Hoody: It's a miracle actually, I can't even understand myself .-.

Jeff: I can see it now... Ask The Creepypasta's Part 2! Masky's on dialysis and he's missing a leg!

Masky: Not funny. *Punches Jeff*

Jeff: *Laughs* Ow, but worth it!

Masky: I mean, can't I have something that I'm passionate about?

Slender: *Coughs* Obsession *Coughs*

Masky: -.- I hate all of you right now... This is from, bowl-of-cereal,

Please answer this;

Slenderman, where did you get your suit? It is quite sharp. Oh, and will you marry me?

Jeff, you are so cool, how did you get that swaggy? You are so swaggy.

Thank you

Jeff: I don't know about you liking that dildo and all, but... It takes a certain type of person to be swaggy. *Puts on shades* You, are cool in my book.

Jane: Great, now look what you've done! His ego is out of control!

Jeff: Mwahahahah... *Winks at Jane*

Jane: ... *Walks out*

Slender: Oh... Um... Trenderman, my sibling, made it.

Miss P: *Eyes narrow*

Slender: Oh! And, I apologize but I'm going to decline that offer...

Masky: *Eyebrow raises* Wait, are you two...?

Slender: *He sighs* Yes, yes, we are officially a couple.

Ben: *Runs across the room shirtless* WHOOP WHOOP! GET SOME SLENDY!

Switchy: ... Congratulations!

Jeff: God, it's about time! Even Toby was asking when you were going to ask her out!

Slender: *Face palms* Yes, well, thank you everyone for the support...

Miss P: *Laughs and smiles* I was wondering that myself, but I'm glad he did~

Clock: We can have girl chats now! *Squeals*

Jeff: And I can give some advice to you on pleasing your lady friend ;)

Miss P: *Blushes a bit* ...

Slender: This is why I was hesitant on telling you children...

Dark: Alright, let's just move in to the next question, shall we?

TECHNOANIME,

jeff, I dare you to read a dirty fanfic about yourself and ej can you like kill some people for me my payment will be one of my kidneys plus all of the people I told you to kill

EJ: *Shrugs* Sure, fair deal to me. As long as I get some kidneys, I'm good.

LJ: That... Is like the most you've spoken in a while... o-e

Ben: Why is Jeff getting all the good dares... *Pouts*

Dark: Stop being an attention whore, then maybe the fans might recognize you. *Smirks*

Ben: YOU... SHUT YOUR... PERFECT MOUTH.

*Jeff yet again disappears to surf the interwebs and reads a dirty fanfic about himself*

Sally: What's taking him so long...

Hoody: *Shrugs*

Jeff: *Comes back and quickly sits in his seat*

Switch: So... How was the fanfiction?

*Silence*

Ben: Um, Jeff?

Jeff: *Blushes extremely* Detailed. Very detailed.

Sally: He probably touched himself like a nasty!

Jeff: ... No!

Switch: Um, Okay... Queen-of-INSaNiTY,

Hi I have a question for all I stole all your undies and hidden them what you all gunna do about it?!?!?! :3
Ellen

EJ: ... Find them?

Ben: e-e HOW DID YOU STEAL MY THONGS.

Jeff: WHY DID YOU STEAL HIS THONGS.

Toby: *Shrugs* Doesn't effect meh. *Twitches*

Clock: *Laughs and nuzzles Toby*

Switch: Well... I guess we'll all be going comando under our clothes then.

Dark: *Chuckles* I wouldn't mind that at all...

Switch: *Giggles* Not like that.

Ben: ... *Glares at Dark * AngelicKiller,

Slender: And might I add, good sir, that it is RUDE to call Trendy retarted!! He has better fashion sense than you. Wearing that stupid suit all the time!!! XD Offender is sexy as hell and Splendor is like an adorable child:3 Laughing Jack: *crosses my arms with a pout* If these girls are allowed to randomly kiss you I demand to at least be shown around your damn circus!! Don't make me bring Issac back from le dead! And the winner of the twerking contest iiiisssss *drumroll^ Dark!!

Slender: Well it is hard trying to get along with complete idiots of a bloodline, and my suit... My SUIT ISN'T STUPID. It has it's classical style in any occasion!

Miss P: Slenderman, your suit is wonderfully good looking on you.

Slender: ... *Sighs* Thank you... But is it hard to understand that Offender is a child, teen, adult... Anything that moves molester! Trender is a self absorbed asshole who goes out of his way to prove you wrong! And Splendor... Poor Splendor doesn't even know how to spell his name for Zaglo's sake!

Masky: *Pats his back*

Ben: Damn... Wait- WHY DOES THAT ASSHAT WIN THE TWERKING CONTEST.

Dark: *Shrugs* Decision was made, I'm the beat.

Ben: DAMN RIGHT YOU ARE. YOU STUPID... CHEATER.

Dark: You can't even cheat at twerking, Benjamin. It's just an acquired skill that you don't have~

Jeff: Ohhhh~!

Ben: *Growls* Shut up.

LJ: *Coughs* Ahem, you don't need to bring that living hell back to life! Please, accept this- *Gives her a black rose* And... I guess I can give you a tour around my place for a bit...

Sally: Be careful around that clown, he's very stupid at times.

RocketKitti says,

Ok, ok, ok, let's get seriou- AWW HE'S SO CUTE *Takes Jeff's arms* I'm a little tea-pot short and stout here is my handle and here is my spout! *Drops Jeff^ Ahem, sorry about that- *Gets cut off* ~Jean (Shadow)

Unicorns- *Pounces on a cat* When did Ben get so... Shy? That's my question :3 ~ Maddie

Jeff: *Growls, a bit embarrassed* I'M NOT CUTE, I'M SEXY. Get it right.

Switch: *Laughs* That was totally cute.

EJ: *Blushes under his mask* Hi... Jean...

Switch: That's even cuter!

Masky: It looks like Jack has a crush...?

LJ: I swear he was a mute for the longest time...

EJ: Hi... Jean...

Ben: *Stands up* I'M DONE WITH THIS LOVE SHIT. SICK OF IT, SICK OF IT, SICK OF IT. *Runs out chanting "sick of it"*

Masky: Well, this ended quite well for the first questions of 2016...

Toby: Only two people left this time! :D

Clock: That's like... A new record!

EJ: Hi... Jean...

Switch: *Sighs* You know what, let's just end the show here. It's getting a bit hectic and I think Jack is broken.

Jeff: Damn, there's a lot of new shit going on, but we will always keep our tradition at the ending the show.

Switch: Tradition...?

Jeff: Borrowing Ben's weed stash and smoking it up!

Masky: Ben is upset for some reason, you think he'll lend us the stuff like that?

Jeff: Fuck. Okay, here's the plan. Twitchy will track Ben down and blow him, then-

Switch: Wait. WHAT?! No! I'm not doing anything like that!

Sally: Yeah, why don't you do it!

Jeff: Me? *Scoffs* He's my bro, and I'm not gay.

Hoody: Homophobe *Coughs*

Jeff: Says the homo!

Switch: Please, didn't you willingly kiss him multiple times?

Slender: She's go a logical point, Jeffery.

Jeff: I'M NOT- DON'T CALL ME THAT. You know what? NO DRUGS FOR ANYBODY. *Storms out*

EJ: Hi, Jean...