🎵 JINGLE BELLS, NICO SMELLS

       PERCY RUNS AWAY🎵

🎵 GAEA DIES

       NO ONE CRIES 🎵

🎵 LEO ALL DA WAY! HEY!

'SHUT UP VALDEZ'

Another episode of ask the demigods! We are here with the 7, Nico, Thalia, Reyna and of course, Coach Hedge. Incase Valdez gets any ideas, let's start. First question, for Piper- do you like Jason?

Annabeth:*facepalms*

Leo: seriously?!

Hazel: Why would PIPER not like JASON?

Thalia: for her own good.

You know, there's a reason they are known as a COUPLE.

to everyone who cannot hear, the question is for ME. - Piper

Nico: you just contradicted yourself.

Piper: what? no

Frank: I don't think Piper contradicte- wait what?

*facepalms* - Piper

Next one- A S P... I think it is D F G H...I no, J K l

Annabeth: asdfghjkl

Jason: asdfghjkl

Nico: w-what?

Thalia: huh?

Frank: *grins* asdfghjkl

Leo: asdfghjkl

Reyna: asdfghjkl

Hazel: Guys, what's going on?

Piper: asdfghjkl

Our children are weird- The gods

WARRRRRRR- Coach

What's your favourite animal? okay, 3...2...1...

Everyone: FRANK!

hey!- Frank

Next one– do you know Rick Riordan?

Jason: who's that?

Annabeth: Percy we need to tell them...it's been a lot of time since we knew this...

Thalia: Spill

um...we guys are...you know...fictional characters. This dude is out "author" .

W-what? but I feel so real!- Leo

Piper: wait, HE IS THE CAUSE OF MY PAIN?

Just kidding guys, Rick Riordan is the god of trolls. Moving on, this one's for Hazel– McDonald's?

Nico: *snaps into reality* DID SOMEONE SAY MCDONALD'S? 

Hazel: Nico, you really have a problem when it comes to McDonald's? 

Nico: I am the ghost king.

Then shouldn't you like Burger King or something?- Leo

Nico: *GASPS*

Nico: B-Burger King? *splutters*. If you think I would ever choose a place like Burger King over McDonald's then you have kelp wedged in you head.

ok Nico, calm down- Leo

Nico: Burger King? Listen to yourself, you sound ridiculous.

Hazel: *shrugs* I like Wendy's.

Nico: ...

Nico: If I didn't love you, then I would have had to kill you.

Hazel: McDonald's is oka-

Nico: OKAY? MCDONALD'S IS OKAY? OKAY, NEVER 'OKAY' ME AGAIN. 

*rather hurriedly* NEXT ONE! oh, it's for me! – How sassy is your sass?

Annabeth: oh

Reyna: no

MY SASS IS SO SASSY THAT PEOPLE WITH LIMITED AMOUNT OF SASS ARE JELOUS OF THE SASS LEVEL, THAT IS MY SASS BECAUSE THEY WISH THAT THEIR SASS WAS AS SASSY AS MY SASS.

everyone: ...

PERSASSY

Coach Hedge: *wipes tears* I taught him well.

If you changed your gender what would your name be?

Jason: Maybe Jayden.

Perfect

what? That's not a name- Annabeth

whatever

Annabeth: ugh, you are impossib- 

love you too!

Annabeth: I would be Arthur.

Thalia: I would never do that! if I had to then it would be Thomas.

Piper: I would name myself Peter.

Frank: Fanny!

Hazel: Mine would be Henry.

Nico: Bianca.

Everyone: awww

Nico: shut up.

Reyna: Probably Reyan. 

you literally interchanged th- GODS OF OLYMPUS, THAT DAGGER IS DANGEROUS, KEEP IT DOWN.

Coach Hedge: it would be Hedgie.

*brain commits suicide* 

Leo: Nutella all da way!

Hazel: Leo, that doesn't even make sense.

Wow, Percy gets to be Perfect but I can't be Nutella. I see where I stand.

Lat one for the day! – to Piper, if you had to date Nico, Frank, Leo or Percy, then who would you choose?

umm...awko-taco- Piper

Leo: this is seriously awko-taco

the literal definition of awko-taco

Nico: *finally gets it* this is the awko-taco-ness

Jason: would I be, like, dead in this situation?

Piper: I would go with Percy.

Annabeth: awko-taco

                                                       –will obviously be continued–  

drop your questions int he comments section below and make SURE you steer clear of my seaweed brain or you will be dead. or worse, judo-flipped.

-Annabeth Chase