*dramatically* She was poetry, but he couldn't read-

Jason: His name's Jarred, he's nineteen-

Leo: When his parents built a very strange machine-

Will: Watch the scene dig it, the dancing queen-

Reyna: *resigned* aYY mAcoREYNA!

Nico: ...horrible job, everyone.

Lester papadopoulos A.k.a Apollo : I'm just saying, I will get you next time. 

Grover: I'm just saying, I bet you twice.

Apollo: The first time was a tie.

Grover: The second time?

Apollo: ...there were no witnesses the second time.

Meg: LIAR

Shoot- forgot the introductions! If you're looking for Thalia or Calypso, it's going to be a long day. Artemis had some business with Thalia and god knows what Calypso's up to. So people, today we'll be joined by a lord of the wild, the senior praetor of camp Jupiter, a flabby former olympian, and 'a' son of the flabby former olympian. 

Annabeth, I did it. All formality. Now can I have my prize?

Annabeth: *sigh* 

–Clips cut to do exceedingly high amount of blue, cookie dough, and blue. Did I mention the blue?– 

*licks fingers* So, first question, for Solangelo– You guys play truth or dare?

Will: Of course we do. *Turns to Nico* truth or dare?

Nico: Truth.

Will: Did you eat today?

Nico: Dare.

Will: Go and eat.

Nico: I don't like this game.

Next one, to Piper– How did you it's time to grill show go? 

Piper: Splendid.

Hazel: *has intense flashback- * 

Piper: Today I'll teach you how to cook anything with just one thing!

Piper: A phone!

Piper: *orders a pizza. With pineapple* 

Hazel: Yes. Splendid. 

Ooh, this one's dangerous– Reyna can't joke. 

Reyna: say that again. Nice and slow. 

Reyna:

Reyna: That was funny-

Reyna: Wasn't it?

Leo, internally: Change the subject. CHANGE THE SUBJECT.

Leo: Hey Reyna, what do you call a fish with no eyes?

Reyna, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons. 

Leo:

Leo: Fsh 

nEXT one– If you put 'violently' in front of anything to describe your action, it becomes funnier. 

Frank: Violently agrees.

Meg: Violently disagrees.

Nico: Violently states that is not a question.

Apollo: Violently shuts up. 

Jason: Violently sleeps.

Will: Violently persuades Nico to eat. 

Annabeth: Violently murders people.

Violently worries about the previous statement.

Meg: Huh. 

Next one– what scares you the most?

Piper: Losing a loved one.

Leo: I am not scared of a-

Meg: Brocoli 

Leo: HOLY HERA-

Reyna: Failure.

Apollo: The unstoppable marching of time that I slowly leading us to our inevitable deaths. 

The fact of losing camp half-blood.

Frank: ...Annabeth. 

*nods* Mm-hm, right, next one– Do you still think Annabeth is the most responsible one?

Annabeth: I am STILL the most responsible one. 

Reyna: But you just set the house three blocks away on fire. 

Annabeth: Yes, and I take FULL responsibility for that.

Meg: *mouths responsible* 

Grover: Disposable?

Meg: *dangerous eye twitch indicating a 89% plausible death in the most disgusting and messy form* 

StOP RIGHT THERE. No demigod-ing now. Next question, for Reyna– Violence isn't the answer. 

Nico: What is with you people and questions? THAT IS A NOT A FREAKING-

Reyna: You're right. Violence isn't the answer.

Jason: That was quick.

Reyna: But it is the question.

Will: Huh-

Reyna: And the answer is yes.

What? No! We better change the topic. Hey Apollo, Lat question's for you, I heard you're working with Meg, dryads, satyrs and whatever. How does it feel like?

Apollo: Okay.

Apollo: Imagine completely civilised, highly responsible and mature people.

Yeah and-

Apollo: Now throw that idea out of the window. 

                            –If you're wondering how Apollo got crushed by gold scimitars

                                           and nearly died, well you got your answer– 

Will: Don't forget to vote and comment down your questi-

MAKE SURE THEY'RE NOT RANDOM STATEMEN-

NICO DI ANGELO, STOP INTERRUPTING MY TRIADE