*places hand on handprint scanner*

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Percy

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PERCY

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Seaweed brain?

Access denied

Seawee- oh. You. Valdez... Water boy.

Welcome water boy!

I. am. going. t-

Annabeth: There he is! You're late!

Jason: How is that even possible? I set his alarm to two hours earlier.

Hazel: I even changed his room clock to show 10 minutes later. Y'know to make him hurry up...

Leo: And I mixed up his schedule just because I could.

Meg: Yeah, with my help.

Leo: No, I didn't-

That reminds me what I was supposed to say before I got distracted. WHAT THE HELL TIME IS IT? 

Calypso: You may have overdone it guys...

Nico: I couldn't care less. 

Deal with it. Oh, and yeah, Neek's is back!!!!

Nico: Neeks?

Hazel: I kept my word *winks*

But grover's gone back, "wild" stuff. First question, for me (mwahaha)– Why did you turn Gabe to stone? If he weren't stone, what would you do with him?

Huh. Forgot about smelly gabe.

Frank: Who's that?

Piper: Was he smelly?

Smelly was his middle name, sis. But I guess I really wouldn't change how I got rid of him. Killing Medusa and using her head to turn him to stone was much easier than actually harming him. 

Meg: YOU KILLED SNAKE LADY?!?!?!

Yup. And the minotaur. ALL that when I was twelve.

Meg: 

Meg: Actually.

Meg: I'm twelve and half. So mino-guy killing time has passed. 

Annabeth: *facepalm*

Leo: AWESOME.

Next one– favourite childhood tv show?

Meg: huh. 

Calypso: Childhood? As in 3000 years ago?

Piper: KIM PO-

Nico: Save it pipes *clears throat* T-E-E-N T-I-T-A-N-S! Teen titans! Let's go!

Leo: OMGGG dude, I love that show!

Jason: Me too, come to think about it, Frank is a lot like beast boy.

Who? – Frank

Nico, Leo and Jason– *GASP*

gUys

What happened to the little mermaid?

Annabeth: It's alright seaweed brain.

*sniffs* Okay, next question– can you guys compose a poem of sorts?

Leo: When I was born, the gods 

said, "Too pure, much perfection!"

Hazel: Wrong

Annabeth: When you were born, the devil

said, "oOoHhH cOmPeTiTiOn!"

Meg: And I said, "Aha! That's were my trash went!"

Leo:

Calypso: wo-

Leo: That was.

Leo: Beautiful. I love it. 

Next one, for Nico the expert– how do you think Frank will die?

Nico: In style, execution. We'll never find his head.

Frank: Oh well, that's a shame.

Leo: *raises hand silently in question* 

Nico: You'd slip in a tub.

Oh-kay, next one, for Meg (who had bestowed herself with the phobia -master title)– what do you call the phobia for getting murdered or simply death?

Meg: Common sense.

All: 

Annabeth: It fits.

Next question, for Calypso– Is it weird being the grandma?

Calypso: I am not the grandma of the group!

Nico: You're not? Maybe Leo should...

Calypso:

Calypso: 

Calypso: Leo, that doesn't mean you stop doing me extra "old" favours. 

Leo: Like owing you ten bucks a day?

Calypso: That's ridiculous but acceptable. 

Last query, this one's from ugh-

Meg: Ugh?

You'll see. Least favourite Olympian?

Annabeth: That's preeeetty dangerous to answer.

Hera asked this one.

Piper: Oh, crap.

Meg: Cow lady? Count her out. 

Leo: Do any of the other guys approve?

Yea– Olympians.

Annabeth: PERFECT. Hera.

Hera: HAHA, I KNEW IT!!!

That's nothing to be proud of sweetie– Zeus

Nico: Hera.

umm

Hera

err

Hera– Jason

Hazel: Hera

...

Calypso: I'll go with the flow. Hera.

Piper: Hera

*groans*

Frank: Hera

*ugh*

Leo: Cow lady.

*Is pissed off* 

Annabeth: I love you all.

                                                                       –Dam you Hera–

Querries in the comments guys! Wanna see some magic???? There's a star symbol below –it's grey– and if you click it, it'll TURN FREAKING BLUE! LOOK HOW FAR HUMANS HAVE ADVANCED IN THE FIELDS OF TECHNOLOGY! I'ver been out for too long...

– Nico