Hera: Well, Percy surprised to see me here?

I didn't say "Bloody Mary" 3 times, so yes.

Hera: ...

Hephaestus: BURNNNNN

Whatever. Greasy godly time! Yes, yes, I know it's time for another demigods secret-

Grover: hey!

 -exposing part but someone must have been missing the so-long-crazy Olympians, particularly the Greek versions (it's like liking red food, like, who does that?!) and well, here we are. Stuck with stuck ups! *shakes head* WHY COULDN'T IT JUST BE A BUNCH OF DOLPHINS?

Apollo: Are we allowed to take the earplugs out?

                                            –technical difficulties please stand by– 

First question, For Ares – Did you find out who changed (not really, there WAS nothing to change) your name to still stupid?

Ares: Don't act cheeky with me punk, I know it's something to do with you.

but-

Dunderhead: And the second I find any evidence, you are-

I did not-

Athena: I have no idea why Ares's name keeps changing. Pity.

Next question, for Zeus– Percabeth?

Demeter: Noooooooooo

Hades: oh no

Zeus: PERCABETH!!!! MY SHIPPPPPPP

yes, Zeus, we know but I still presume that hyperactive dolphin die in tartarus. I tried to push him in there but he got my daughter there too...hopefully he dies from the fall. Again.

Hades: *pulls our earplugs* 

Ouch. Poor dolphin. Who's that hyperactive dolphin you and Annabeth keep talking about, anyway? How in hell did it fall in Tartarus with ANNABETH? HUH?

*facepalms* –Athena and Annabeth.

Poseidon: Even I'm curious!

I hope Annabeth mentioned "stupid hyperactive dolphin" .

Imbecile: I agree, that Jackson kid deserves to rot in hell.

Poseidon: Hey!

A bigger imbecile: WHY- WHO CHANGED MY NAME TO A BIGGER IMBECILE?

Zeus: HEY, STOP. INSULTING. MY. SHIP. why do you hate Percabeth?

Dionysus: We don't hate Percabeth, we hate Percy.

Hades: *throws earplugs away and starts to record the conversation to torture evil souls* 

Zeus: You guys are SOOO RUDE. PERCABETH LIVES ON!

Yeah, stick to it man –Aphrodite

PERCABETH

yeah! –Aphrodite

I've never felt so loved and so hated at the same time.

Hestia: You all make me cringe. 

Hermes: I'd still prefer Lukabet-

All: SHUT UP. JUST SHUT UP.

Next one, for Hades– What do you do in the underworld?

Hades: I take care of any problem in the underworld.

Artemis: I've never heard of a problem. in the underworld.

Hades: That's because I do my JOB.

Apollo: yeah, yeah.

Hades: *angry* ALL THE FRUIT LOOPS ARE OF THE SAME COLOUR!

Hermes: ...

Hermes: yOU TaKE tHaT bACK!

Thick-head: My head hurts...

That, in fact, is your Brain trying to comprehend it's own stupidity.

Hestia: why do we always slide away from the topic?

Hephaestus: Because...

Hestia: because?

Thomas (from the maze runner) : Because WICKED.

Everyone: ...

Thomas: lol, sorry, wrong fandom.

Moving on, for Artemis – Did you turn any god into an animal for trespassing your territory?

Artemis: *smirks* well...

Apollo: don't s-

Artemis: who remembers the Apollo-is-a-jackalope incident?

Demeter: The Golden age.

Hera: it was going to happen sometime.

Poseidon: interesting results.

Apollo: I didn't scream like t- it wasn't ME.

Zeus: The thing is that she has turned ALL of the gods into animals regardless of whether they cross her territory or not.

Artemis: That was only a couple times.

Hermes: Yeah, a couple hundred times *scoffs*.

Artemis: ...

Hermes: ...

Artemis: ...

Hermes: Sorry, please spare me.

                                                           –a few hours later–

Zeus: Soooo, you're say he just fell off the cliff?

Artemis: yeah.

                                      –I'm coming back, MWAHAHAHA–

Depose your inquiries correlated to us into the animadversions segment!

If you've have figured out what she wanted to convey then you're a fricking genius.