BIG PROBLEM GUYS! chiron's mad

Annabeth: why?

Percy: He's asking why it sounded like someone was being murdered in the Hermes cabin at 12 a.m.

Annabeth: ...did he?...did he find out something about putting-a-spider-under-someone's-pillow ?  

Percy: ...no, why?

Annabeth: Nothing.

anyways, lets begin.Unfortunately Grover's gone for some "business for the wild" and is replaced by-

Hedge: WARRRRRRR

 -and Tyson's gone to a date with Ella and the worst for the last- our secret hideout((a.k.a my cabin) got busted-

clarisse : punk

-so we are currently filming in the outside the Poseidon cabin with some...umm...mild distractions. First question for today–any pick up lines?

Jason: lemme think...when ever I meet you, sparks fly.

Frank: Girl, you turn me into an animal.

Annabeth: Recent studies show that we should date.

Reyna: do or die.

Thalia:...

Nico: you're drop dead gorgeous?

Leo: Is it hot in here or is it just you?

Piper: You're quite charming.

Hazel: You're worth more than gold, baby.

Nico: ...

Percy:  Hi! I'm Percy Jackson!

everyone:...

what?

Alright, next–which demigod would you love to kill?

Annabeth: 1...2...

Everyone: OCTAVIAN!

oh! This one's for me– what nicknames have you given the crew?

oh no! I've got a–

Thalia: a dam problem?

Jason: Go on...

Percy: *gulps* Wise girl for Annabeth-

Annabeth: *smirks*

-pinecone face for Thali-

Thalia: WHO'RE YOU CALLING PINECONE FACE?

-blonde superman , beauty queen , praetor for Reyna,  repair boy -

Jason and Piper: typical

Reyna:...

Hazel: who's repair boy?

Frank: *points at Leo* 

Leo: NO THANKS but I'll go with the Supreme Commander Of Agro II with all the caps.

-baby face, I'm not his type so don't bother and undead girl.

Frank and Hazel: *signs*

Nico: YOU ARE SO DEAD JACKSON.

next question *hurriedly* – If you were stuck on an island with no way out and were only allowed to bring two things, what would it be?

Jason: Pizza and my sword

Reyna: A raft.

Hedge: My Netflix premium subscription.

Leo: ho-

Hedge: My Netflix premium subscription.

Leo: why-

Hedge: My Netflix premium subscription.

Leo: ...

Hedge: and Valdez.

Leo: do I even need to ask?

Hedge: I would trade you for a TV and the remote.

Leo: gee, thanks coach.

Hedge: no problem cupcake.

Piper: I don't know but katoptris is so not coming with me

Frank: I don't know.

Hazel:I will take my spatha and ...is Arion counted?

leo: I would take my tool belt and the Archimedes sphere.

Percy: I don't know which idiot asked this question, but who puts a son of Poseidon on an island?

Annabeth: I would take the knife which Luke gave me and Daedalus's laptop.

                                                           –TO BE CONTINUED– 

please feel free to drop your questions in the comments section below cupcakes and don't forget to watch chuck Norris's movies or you will be GROUNDED.

- coach Hedge