Will: Nico, it's your turn to take out the trash.

Nico: *sighs*

Will:

Nico: Will, would you like to come out with me?

Will: ...

Will: I swear to god-

DA SASS, OH DA SASS! 

Leo: Percy, you have a weird personality.

uhhh...thanks?

Leo: it's called-

Thalia: don't. you. dare.

Rachel: what? anyone called?

Leo: -a weird Percy-nality.

...

I'm going to drown you, man. 

Octavian: I think Valdez should-

Octavian, I searched everywhere.

Octavian: huh?

I looked through hundreds of files.

searched through all my text messages.

I even searched my wardrobe.

But I still couldn't find where I asked for your opinion.

Octavian: ...

Coach Hedge: BURNNNNN

Annabeth: my seaweed brain!

Coach: WHERE IS THE DISCIPLINE?

Well, howdy to all those people/monsters/fangirls! The 18th episode of demigod schmuck! Wow. Anyways, today our dear Thalia has returned! 

Jason: and there goes my bunk bed

However, Tyson had to go back to my dad's place (too many holidays, like, what is THAT?). And, someone may or may not have killed too may teddy bears and caused such a humongous mess, that Reyna has had to go and sort it out. 

First question, for the girls– who's the best boyfriend?

 Thalia and Rachel: I'm insulted.

Obviously Frank, I mean, he killed a kazillion monsters to save me – Hazel

Piper: pfffft for THAT? Jason is obviously the best.

No everyone, Leo is the best– Calypso

Piper: You're dating Leo?!

Annabeth: Jeez guys, did you know your boyfriends since you were twelve? Did they give up immortality for you? Did they fall into tartarus with you? and I'm just getting started here.

Don't forget the matching grey strands from lifting the sky!

...– the rest of the girls

I thought so –Annabeth

Next one– Piper or Annabeth? 

Leo: That is a really dangerous question...

Rachel: I agree

Well, I say Annabeth

Jason: Well, I say Piper

Well, I say cupcakes– coach

Thalia: For the sake of my life I'm not answering...

Frank: I...can't talk...I'm ...in a...tunnel

Hazel: oh look, ...a tree

Annabeth: Piper

Piper: Annabeth

Nico: whoops...I ummm...LOOK AT THE TIME!

Will: Me no speak English

To Hazel– Pringles?

Hazel: what

Only the most delicious snacks ever?

Leo: mmm...great for Christmas presents!

Jason: Amazing! 

Frank: Perfection!

Annabeth: WHAT? CHRISTMAS IS MONTHS AWAY!

Pringles...Pringles...Pringles...Pringles...–Hazel, Leo, Frank, Percy and Jason

*sigh* –others

Nico: Shun the non-Mc Donald's worshipper.

Next question, for me– now that Calypso is free will you go and find her?

Annabeth: hey!

WHY ARE SUCH QUESTIONS FOR ME? HOW IS THERE HUMOUR IN MY SUFFERING?!

Ugh...seaweed brain...whatever I forgive you...

Just like that?

just like that.

thanks Annabeth...*whispers*thanks Piper

Piper: Anytime man.   

To solangelo– solangelo?

Nico: wut

Jason: SHIPPPPPPPP SHIPTY SHIPTY SHIPPPPPPPPPP

Will: shut up

Jason: Will-and-Nico-sitting-on-a-tree

Will: Jason-get-away-from-me

First-comes-love-and-then-comes-marriage

Nico: And-a-son-of-Poseidon-with-a-spinal-damage

Rachel: damn

Thalia:  the dam restroom?

The dam damn

Grover: *barges in*

*breaks the walls*

*takes a deep breath*

*rattles more stuff*

THE DAM FRENCHFRIES!!!!!!!!

Another one for me, who's the prettiest of the 7? (except Annabeth)

no

Awww come on–Jason

no

frank: pwease?

ugh...fine. It's ...Leo

Leo: I knew it!

The last question for the day, for Nico– did you hear the joke about no and me neither?

Nico: no

me neither

Leo: BAHAHAHA

You don't get it?

Nico: no

me neither

Leo: *dies of laughter* This is so funny!

Nico: no

Me neither– Leo

*Nico grabs Leo by this shirt and looks into his eyes. *

Leo: wha-

Nico: I should have done this ages ago.

Leo: *blushes* stop-

*And then he headbutts the son of Hepheatus as hard as he can. *

                                                              –haha, gotcha (not stopping)–

Well that took an unexpected turn– Octavian

So will your neck– Rachel

Also, you completely missed the 'drop your questions in the comments' point.- Nico