Hazel: wOw

Hazel: Did something happen? Why are you smiling?

Nico: Can't I smile if I feel like it?

Jason: Percy tripped and fell in the parking lot.

Leo: Ayyeee Nico.

Leo: Where are you planning to Nic-go?

Dang it man, go with the Nic-flow.

Annabeth: Okay, we should Nic-slow down.

Frank: Nic-no thanks.

Hazel: Guys, he's my Nic-bro

Piper: This is Nic-sooooo lame.

Jason: We're stooping Nic-low with this.

Reyna: Nic-so?

Nico: ...

Nico: ...

Nico: *sighs*

Nico: Nic-overboard

All: OOOOHaaaaaaaHHHHHHH

Will: WHAT IN THE NAME OF NIC-HELL IS GOING ON?!

Well, this time Grover had yet again gone for "wild" business. But we do have Reyna back with us! Oh, And Thalia has been called by Artemis-

Jason: *sobs*

Jason: does that mean I get the top of the bunker bed?

First question, for all– What are your favourite myths?

Reyna: Really? FAVOURITE MYTH?

At this point, all our favourite myths have come back and tried to kill us...

Annabeth: It's hard to love something that always wants to kill you.

I still love you though :D

Annabeth: ...

Annabeth: And you wonder why I am tempted to kill you?

From anonymous to Jason– You are the best demigod! EVER. I love you sooo much! You too deserve a high five-

Jason: Thanks man.

-in the face. With a chair. Made of steel. 

Leo: plot twist, anonymous is actually Octavian.

Jason: ...

Jason: DON'T. JOKE. ABOUT. THAT.

For Leo–do you ship Leyna?

Leo: I do-

Reyna: My metal dogs don't.

Leo: Actually, I'm more of a Leason shipper...

Reyna: Smart choice.

Piper: excUse me, Leo?

To the boys–Black Widow or Wonder Woman?

Coach Hedge: WARRRRRRRRR

Black Widow, no competition- Leo

Wonder Woman's a bit too old school...I'll go with Black Widow.

Frank: Yeah, Black Widow but I still like Wonder Woman.

Will: Black Widow is cool.

Jason: Black Widow.

Tyson: What everyone else said I guess.

Nico: Am I really the only one who prefer Wonder Woman over Black Widow?

For all of us – Who's the oldest? (coach is excluded) 

I am

Hazel: Well, if you want to go technically...

Nico: well?

I AM

Next question–why don't you set up a demigod school?a monster won't go there if it's outnumbered 1000 to 1?

Hazel: Well, they won't see 1000 demigods, they'll see 1000 entrees. Monsters won't hesitate to attack.

Frank: Pretty much what she said.

Okay, this one's for me–what do you think of Annabeth? Well, she's the bravest person I know.

Annabeth: aww seaweed brain!

For Will– Flower gleam and glow?

Will: NICO PUT YOUR HAND ON MY HEAD!

Nico: ...

Will: alright, FLOWER GLEAM AND GLOW...LET YOUR POWER SHO-

Nico: oh for the love of Hades, it's only a scratch.

For Tyson– what is the worst punishment according to you?

Tyson: being sewn to Lord Hades underpants-

Hades: hmm

Hades: ...

Hades: I don't know if I should be offended for the underpants part or be flattered for the Lord Hades part.

Jason: why would you be sewn there?

Piper: well, there are souls sewn on his clothes so why not-

Leo: I think I'm going to gag.

Frank: By all means, please do!

Last question for coach–have you always been a hippie?

Coach hedge : I didn't choose Hippie life, Hippie life chose me.

                                     –you are wrong if you think it won't be continued–

Put your questions in the comments section below baby! - SCHIZZLING MCSHIZZLE SUPER-SIZED BAD BOY SUPREME!

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