OH NOOO

THE HORROR

I-I CAN'T HANDLE IT

Annabeth: ...

Annabeth: You're the guy who saved the world and YOU ARE WATCHING FINDING NEMO.

but Anna-

NO

                                                                     *5 minutes later*

Why are oranges called oranges but Apples not called reds?

Coach Hedge: because cupcakes are delicious.

Annabeth: For God's sake, just START!

Okay. Whatever you say. Ahem, Welcome back to ask the demigods part 12! Grover's gone for the lord of the wild business but no worries, Good old Tyson's here!

Tyson: HELLO BROTHER!

First question– Will, how are the 'positivity improvement' lessons with Nico going?

Will: Awesome! Wanna see?

Will: NICO, POSITIVITY TIME! SAY IT WITH ME- HOPE.

Nico: hope

Will: what is it?

Nico: first stage of disappointment.

Will: ...

Will: we have a lot to cover.

Second question, on the behalf of Chiron–who took Chiron's pie?

Piper: Well, there were no DNA prints or even finger prints.

Hazel: The security camera in the big house was obscured.

Thalia: Whoever did this taught this through...

Coach: These cupcakes are smart. 

Frank: That means it wasn't Percy and Jason.

Percy and Jason: *high five* . *Pie falls out from under Percy's shirt along with some sandwiches from Jason's. *

Chiron: ...

Chiron: wait

Chiron: I thought I ate those sandwiches?

Oh no

Jason: RUN!

Chiron: I hope you have a good explanation for this.

Actually, I have 3.

Jason: pick your favourite. 

Thalia: How do they get out of these messes?

Annabeth: They don't. They usually make a bigger mess that cancels the first one out. 

                                                  *after the matter got sorted out* 

Tyson: finally

Coach: WARRRRR

OUCH. It hurts here *rubs rump* . We'll just move on then – Who is the most responsible member of the 7?

Annabeth: I am the most responsible member of the 7 .

Leo: Yesterday, you set the bathroom on fire.

Annabeth: There was a spider in there. 

That's nothing. Jason grounded Octavian for a month after he came late.

Jason: Well, he deserved that. Getting everyone's hopes up like that and then showing up again.

Tyson: Bad Octavian!

Octavian: I AM STILL ACROSS THE ROOM!

For Hazel–How did you manage to make Nico into join us?

Hazel: Yes, Nico, thank you for agreeing t-

Nico: You just walked in and dragged me off.

Will: I helped.

Hazel: Well Nico, I have no time for history lessons.

Next one, science-y one, to Annabeth–why do earthquakes occur?

Annabeth: Well, there is this thing called tectonic p-

My dad doesn't always have the best self-control.

Annabeth: Percy, that question was for me.

Next question–worst God or Goddess?

I'm already chased by cows so Hera. - Annabeth

Jason: Wait what?

Long story

I hate them all. Except maybe dad and Hestia. But that's because they haven't threatened to kill me yet. On purpose. Yet.

Piper: Aphrodite. Sorry mum.

Hera: WHAT DID YOU SAY YOU MISERABLE CHILD OF ATHENA?! *sends cows*

Leo: Hera

Thalia: Hera

Hera: *sends cows*

Nico: Demeter. I don't like cereal ugh. 

Demeter: Do you want to be a corn plant again?

Nico: ...

Will: Is he going to be a cute corn plant?

Hazel: umm

Frank: I like them all *gulps*.

Hazel and Jason: I agree.

Will: do you want me to say I agree too or ...

Okay next one, for the 7 and Nico–choose one person from the 8 of you to throw of Agro II.

Leo: Nico. Sorry amigo but you creep me out.

Frank: Leo

Hazel: Probably Leo

Leo: Why me?

Annabeth: Leo

Jason: Leo

Leo: Aww come one guys!

Piper: Leo

Leo

Nico: Valdez.

Wait, why would you pick him?

Nico: Pardon?

I mean, I'm not your type so...

Nico: ...

Nico: SHUT UP PERCY

Leo: can't handle the heat *winks*

                                                            –obviously be continuing–

Drop your questions down in the comments! An-

SO THIS IS HIS TYPE, HUH?

SHUT UP

-Will Solace