How do you kill a man?

Thalia: Stab the dam man.

Grover: with the dam French fries.

Thalia: In the dam washroom.

 Or just poison his dam coffee.

Frank: ...

Frank: You're all horrible.

Welcome to another episode of as the demigods without the stinking Gods an-

The Gods: wat

The Gods: excUse me?

Well, inconsequentially you are prosthetically inconspicuous. You are like Pnumoniultroamicroscopicsiliiacovolcunocpniosis. Annabeth, did I say it right?

Annabeth: *internal screaming YOU JUST SAID A BUNCH OF BIG WORDS THAT MAKE NO SENSE*

aNNABETH: nO

Annabeth: it's Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis not that nonsense you just said and-

Leo: Geez, Annabeth, those coming out of Percy's mouth is a huge deal. 

Aww man, not even close?

Annabeth: not even little.

Whatever. I tried. Today, we are joined by Rachel, our oracle. Moving on, First question for the day, for our dear Nico-

Nico: Will you shut up?

Will: huh? What?

–Are you feeling well? After the monster-in-my-shower incident?

Nico: I wasn't hurt that badly. Chiron said that the bleeding is internal, that's where the blood is supposed to be, isn't it?

Will: *muffled screaming* 

err...sure. For all of us–who do you ship with Rachel?

Rachel: I don't even want to ask ,"why is this not ONLY my question?"

Annabeth: Anyone that's not Percy.

Maybe Chiron

Piper: what?!

He's single

He's like forty

But-

NO

Jason: Forty? I thought he was Three thousand and something...

Octavion: I ship Rachtavion

Nico: ...

The 7: ...

Coach Hedge: ...

Everyone else: ...

The Gods: ...

Both camps: ...

Jeff: ...

Hazel: who's Jeff?

Frank: I don't know but he's confused.

 The next one- What would you to to Octavian?

Leo: I would BURN him to crisp.

Hazel: For once, murder doesn't sound so bad.

Annabeth: I would stab him.

Nico: I would bring him back...

Will: NICO

Nico: ...and STAB him again.

Jason: Bless you.

Remember the ways to kill a man?

Thalia: Maybe we can try that out?

Grover: I hope we can see the dam French fries do their job.

*laughs* - Grover, Percy and Thalia.

Piper: I DON'T GET IT. WHAT'S UP WITH THOSE DAMN FRENCH FRIES?

dam

Piper: WHA- That's what I said.Damn

NO, it's dam- Thalia

Jason: What about SHOCKING him?

I would order him to impale himself on his own sword- Piper

how would you do that?

charmspeak,duh.

Coach: Are ya'll cupcakes talking about murder? Count me in!

Octavian: Guys I'm literally across the room.

MWAHAHA-everyone

MWAHAHAHA

To the 7–bless you

Annabeth: what?

Leo: I don't- *sneezes* 

THEY CAN SEE THE FUTURE– Jason

Frank: OMG

WOW

Will: HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?

JCJDHXISXHHADB-Frank, Jason, Leo, Will, and Percy 

Piper: No, they can't you dwerps.

Hazel: idiots.

Annabeth: so...so stupid.

Nico: why are they like this?

Next one, another for Neeks–Where there is a will there is a way?

Nico: *blushes*

Nico: WHO CAME UP WITH THAT QUESTION?!!

Will: *Distractedly* NICO BABE, WHICH SHIRT SHOULD I BUY? THIS GUYS HERE HAS THIS CREAM-

Nico: will

Nico: I'M TRYING TO BE TERRIFYING TO AVOID CRISIS.

Will: WELL, I'M HAVING A FASHON CRISIS HERE. SO THERE.

Nico: THAT DOESN'T COUNT. SO THERE.

Will: DOES TOO. SO THERE. AGAIN.

*shakes head* Last question–if you were stranded on an island (again) with no powers, who/what would you take?

Annabeth:  food, supplies...

Annabeth

Annabeth: aww

incase I had to resort to cannibalism.

Annabeth: Percy!

just kidding, I wouldn't eat you.

good

I would bring Frank

Frank: what?!

Coach: My bat, my t.v. and my cupcakes.

Leo: and me. As trade incase you need anything else.

Coach: and Valdez.

Will: I would bring Nico and a very big bazooka!

Grover: Will and a bazooka...what a scary thought.

Leo: well, that's it for today. Cannibalism with the demigods, tune in next time!

Hazel: where's Thalia?

Thalia: *comes back *

Octavian: *comes in front of Thalia*

Octavian: *falls on knees* 

Thalia: OMG this is finally happening.

Everyone: *exchange glances*

Jason: Thalia?

Thalia: The poison is kicking in.

                                               –continuing for a dam lot of time–

Make sure you put any questions you have for us in the comments below! And- YIKES. Arion! ALWAYS KEEP YOUR HAND AWAY FROM HORSES WHO CAN EAT METAL.

-Frank