If any of you have been wondering what the actual shit-biscuits is taking me so long to publish book four, I'd like to introduce you to somebody.

**Working on Chapter 3 when she just strolls on in**

**Yea no I wasn't doing anything important what are you talking about???**

This is Flotsam, or the pain in my ass that won't let me get stuff done. I love her to death, but I've not gotten far into chapter three of the fourth DLM book because of her lmao