OMG GUYS AN EXACT YEAR AGO I JOINED WATTPAD!! ISN'T THIS GREAT!?!?!??!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?

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Killer now u can wear a dress made of knives! Dont ask how...

Killer: Aww... that's gonna hurt...

Dust: Oh you'll be fine! C'mon, this is something I want to see.

Killer: sadist-

Dust: Inappreciable wannabe trendsetter-

Nightmare: MMmMmm Negativity drama-

Horror: did-

Horror: did you just snort negativity-

Nightmare: WTH NO???

Killer: *sticks his tongue out at Dust*

Dust: *rolls his 'eyes'* My god, you can be so immature sometimes. 

Killer: AM NOT!!

Dust: Yeah, more like all the time.

Killer: Shut up, you're just jealous!

Dust: Jealous of what?! Your pathetic life!?

Killer: AT LEAST I have a life!! Unlike you.

Cross: WOAH!! Guys calm down, this is getting out of hand!

Nightmare: On the contrary, I thought it was just getting started. 

Killer: HMPH. 

Dust: Ugh, whatever, just go put on the knife dress...

Dust: Wait, can Error even sew through knives- 

Error: i AM NOT DOING THAT AGAIN. 

Killer: Well then, how am I supposed to wear a dress of knives??

Error: ...

Error: You could get Ink to paint you one.

Killer: eW I DON'T WANT HIM TO LICK ME WITH HIS BRUSH!!

Error: It's not that gross, and it's not 'licking'

Horror: Yeah, cos he saves the 'licking' for you~

Lust: *from behind the corner* that's gross Horror. 

Horror: hehe But funny-

Lust: *peaks his head around* no. 

Lust: just gross. 

Horror: .______.

Error: *calls Ink*

Error: Hey Skittles!

Ink: Heyya Glitchy! 

Susie: Ooh Glitchy huh?~

Error: sHUT UP-

Ink: Who's that?

Error: no one.

Error: Anyways, do you think you could paint Killer a dress made out of knives?

Ink: uh-

Ink: Well, I mean I could but...

Ink: wHY?!

Error: Dare. 

Ink: Pfft, haha!! Okay, it'll be done in a few minutes! *hangs up*

Killer: Ugh, and I thought I wouldn't have to wear such a stupid thing. 

Dust: The only stupid thing here is you-

Cross: wILL YOU TWO SHUT UP?!

~A FEW MINUTES LATER~

Ink: *pops out of a random paint portal*

Ink: Hey guys!! 

Error: *walks over and kisses Ink on the cheekbone*

Ink: Hehe, here's your dress!

Error: *takes the dress* Thanks Inky, see you soon!

Ink: Bye!! *waves as he hops back into the portal*

Killer: *grumbles and takes the dress from Error's hands*

Dust: Oh hush up, you only have to put it on, walk out here, then take it off. 

Killer: Uh huh, whatever. 

Killer: *goes to put on dress*

Cross: Say Dust, you guys haven't been doing well lately... is everything okay?

Dust: Uhhh... Yeahh???

Cross: You've just been fighting a lot...

Dust: Pfft that's how we show our love for each other!!

Horror: fair enough. 

Lust: What do you MEAN fair enough?!

Lust: They are literally going crazy!

Error: Well first off, they were already crazy. 

Dust: rUDE-

Error: Secondly, they're murderous freaks. How do you think they'd be able to show their love? They don't know how. 

Dust: I COULD IF I TRIED!!

Killer: *walks out of the bathroom wearing the knife dress*

Dust: *wolf whistles*

Killer: bOI IF YOU DON'T-

Susie: Hey Killer, do you love Dust?

Killer: ...

Killer: uh... yes???

Killer: we're uh.... dating????????

Susie: Hey Dust, do you love Killer?

Dust: noe.

Killer: wHAT-

Dust: HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE ON THE FLIPSIDE?!

Dust: but jk yeah lol

Susie: Then there. Problem solved. 

Error: ... wtf-

Nightmare: Everyone here is stupid.

Cross: besides me and you tho.

Nightmare: yes.

Killer: Y'all don't understand!! Me and Dust will LOVE EACH OTHER UNTIL FLEX TAPE DOESN'T EXIST!!

Error: But it ALREADY exists, it can't just... NOT exist!!

Killer: exactly.

Horror: ....

Horror: ....

Horror: ....oH-

Killer: Me and Dust will love each other forever!

Dust: *laughs* Yeah... you're right.

Killer: Of course I am. *tries to dab but cuts himself on one of the knives*

Killer: o-OW!!

Dust: XD LOL WHAT A LOSER-

Killer: *rips one of the knives off and throws it at Dust*

Dust: eEP!! *tries to dodge but cuts his sweater*

Dust: tHIS IS MY FAVOURITE GODDAMN SWEATER!!

Nightmare: *groans* it's gonna be even louder in here nowww....

XD lol don't worry y'all Dust X Killer is still a thing, at least in this book. 

I honestly don't know who to ship anymore. 

also this chapter has 699 words... im so stupid-