Oreo_Playz

Nightmare do you like cats??

Nightmare: They're fine...if they behave.

Nightmare: Except Neko's are EVIL!

Killer: But you were a Neko!

Nightmare: THAT DIDN'T MEAN I LIKED IT!!

Dust: You founded Official Cat Day! 

Error: That's not even real-

Nightmare: Yeah, and you dumbo's made it up to annoy me!!

Cross: I think you'd look cute as a Neko!

Nightmare: ...

Nightmare: ...

Nightmare: Maybe Neko's aren't so bad...

_nagitokomaeda_

Horror I shall join ur axe club

Horror: HAH!! TAKE THAT KILLER! 

Killer: I BET OREO_PLAYZ IS A BETTER MEMBER THAN YOURS

Horror: NO WAY!! _NAGITOKOMAEDA_ IS BETTER!!

Nightmare: goddammit kill me please

Dust: GO KILLER!!

Susie: These people are going to give me depression-

emeade

*steals killer's knives and horror's axes* SHUT THE F*CK UP IM NOT LETTING A WAR START *POOF BACK BEHIND THE FOURTH WALL* 

Killer & Horror: ...

Killer & Horror: Well, f*ck...

Nightmare: HAH! THANK GOD!

Killer: What about Oreo_Playz and _nagitokomaeda_ ?!!?!?!??!

Horror: I JUST GOT A NEW MEMBER!!!

Killer: I bet they still wanna be friends! ...maybe...?

Killer & Horror: ...

Error: Who'd want to be friends with you losers??

Killer: Lot's of people thank you very much

Everyone: ~silence~

Susie: yeah, you better get back behind the fourth wall

Oreo_Playz

*breaks fourth wall*

Susie: OH CRAP!!

Oreo_Playz

WHICH ONE OF YOU SH*TS WANT COOKIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS *rains cookies on them*

Nightmare: TAKE COVER!!

Susie: AAAHHH- wait these are cookies! 

Nightmare: YEAH?!

Susie: What's so scary about the-*gets hits in the head*

Nightmare: ha, told you so.

Dust: AHH! *jumps behind a couch*

Nightmare: WHAT THAT GONNA DO, IT'S RAINING FROM THE CEILING!!

Dust: I WANTED TO LOOK LIKE A COOL DUDE FROM AN ACTION MOVIE, OKAY!

Susie: Oww...that actually hurt are these cookies stale?!

Horror: *eating them off the ground*

Horror: Yup, stale.

Error: *hiding under a table* That just means they hurt more when you get hit.

Susie: That table can fit two more people...

Error: W-wait, no-

Susie: *jumps underneath* 

Error: *glitches* CCOONNTTAACCTT...

Susie: You are weird

Horror: AHhh! *smacked in the face by a cookie and is knocked unconscious*

Killer: * hiding under Nightmare's tentacles with Cross* HORROR NO! 

Nightmare: Welp, he's dead.

Cross: NO HE'S NOT! He's unconscious! 

Nightmare: Eh, same thing.

Susie: Guys, I think I broke Error!

Error: *crashed and rebooting*

*Cookies stopped raining down*

Nightmare: *puts away tentacles* Holy sh*t that was weird.

Susie: *gets out from under the table* Is Error...okay?

Dust: He'll get better...probably. He usually does.

Susie: This happens a lot?

Dust: Yup.

Error: *reboots* Ugh...is it...over?

Killer: Yup! Horror's unconscious!

Horror: ...

Error: Oh, I missed the fun.

emeade

Susie if you could wish for anything to happen right in this second what would you wish for

Susie: Probably, for Lancer to come here. He'd love it, and he'd probably think all of you weirdos are super cool. 

Susie: Lancer's great, he's super fun.

Nightmare: Sounds like a cool guy, if he thinks I'm cool

Susie: I hate you so much

Cross: Aww, he sounds cute!

Susie: HE KILLED SOMEBODY ONCE!

Cross: *steps back worriedly*

Susie: Just kidding. He would never.

Dust: Aw.