emeade

Noooooooooooooooo lust I'M SORRY! I DARE HORROR TO CONFESS THAT HE DID IT AND MAKE GRILBY ALLOW LUST HIS KETCHUP!!!!!

Horror: Whatttt why? It's not like he knows me anyways...

Error: You have to do it. 

Dust: THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR GETTING THE ONLY FUN DARE! 

Horror: UGH, FINE OKAY!!

Horror: *opens a portal and goes to Grillbys*

Horror: Hey, Grillby? 

L!Grillby: SANS. DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO-

L!Grillby: Oh, my mistake you aren't Sans. You two look alike...are you brothers? 

Horror: What? No no I just-

L!Grillby: Is your head okay? 

Horror: YES, IT'S FINE. 

Horror: I was the one who put the 100 dollar bill on the counter. It was fake and it was glued. 

L!Grillby: ...

L!Grillby: You better get out before I light your ass on fire. 

Horror: HAHAHA OKAY- *bolts*

L!Grillby: Hmm...I swear he looks so much like Sans. 

L!Grillby: wait I LET him run away?????

123123german

Yesss more chrismas trees on FIRE!!! Thank you lord of negativity

Nightmare: *finger guns* Eyyyy

Cross: NO, WE ARE NOT SETTING ANYTHING ELSE ON FIRE.

Nightmare: Why? 

Cross: BECAUSE IT DESTROYS STUFF!

Nightmare: THAT'S THE POINT!!!!!

Cross: UGH if you want to burn something, DON'T do it in the castle!

Nightmare: eh, works with me. '

Nightmare: *opens portal to anti-void*

Nightmare: yEET- *throws a huge lit firework into the anti-void and flees*

Cross: Uh, that was quick...?

Nightmare: Yeah, I kind of just opened a random portal and threw a firework.

Cross: WHAT THE HELL-

Oreo_Playz

This was fucking great lmao

transformers1293

Killer, you are freaking awesome.

emeade

PUNZZZZZZZZZ

Snivy_Rose

Yessssss this needs more puns from Killer

Killer: HAHA! See, Cross?! People do like my puns!

Cross: they're all insane and demented

Killer: LOL, OMG CROSS! 

Cross: what

Killer: Oh, never mind. 

Killer: I had a pun about insanity, but then I lost it.

Cross: JFC STOP. 

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Cross: Look, Killer. I like you. 

Killer: Aren't you dating Nightma-

Cross: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!!

Cross: Since it's 2019, I want to start off this year on the right foot. Okay? 

Killer: Actually, I have two left feet. 

Cross: wha-

Killer: It would be impossible for me to start the year with the right foot. 

Cross: THAT DOESN'T EVEN, WHAT THE, JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Cross: *playing Minecraft*

Killer: Hey, Cross. You can make leather armour.

Cross: Yeah but...I have iron armor. 

Killer: Leather armor is the best for sneaking. 

Killer: It's literally made of hide.

Cross: OH SHUT UP AND LET ME PLAY IN PEACE!!!

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Cross: *opens fridge* Hmm...I'm hungry...

Killer: HEY CROSS!! 

Cross: *jumps* ERGH- what do you want??

Killer: My existence is a peach of sh*t! 

Cross: Uh, oka-

Killer: I want to pickill myself! 

Cross: Are you hi-

Killer: I avacadon't  want to be alive! 

Cross: Killer...

Killer: I HAVE NO RAISIN TO LIVE!!! 

Cross: KILLER-

Killer: PEAS KILL MEEEE!!!

Cross: SHUT UP KILLER, CALM DOWN!! 

Killer: *intense breathing* 

Killer: *glares at Cross* 

Killer: Ya butter  back off, pal. 

Cross: HOLY F********************CCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK-