_nagitokomaeda_

Is it bad that I ship inkmare? 

Nightmare: ...well, no? 

Nightmare: I mean, in another timeline I'm sure that I'm probably dating Ink. 

Cross: WHO WOULD I DATE?!

Nightmare: IDK YOU'D BE LONELY I DON'T CARE! 

Cross: ...you...

Cross: You don't care if I'm lonely? 

Nightmare: What? No, of course I do!! *hugs Cross*

Cross: *smiles* Hehe, lol I know. 

Nightmare: *glares at Cross but then smiles* You're stupid. *joking*

Snivy_Rose

(( lol I love picking on Nightmare)) Okay I dare someone to ask Nightmare what is the most valuable thing to him and take that thing and either burn it, chuck it out the window, or stab it.

Dust: Hey, who doesn't like picking on Nightmare?

Susie: Oh! I want to do this one!

Susie: *slides beside Nightmare* 

Susie: Hey, what do you value the most? 

Nightmare: Wha? Uh, Cross. I value Cross. 

Cross: Aw!~ 

Susie: What? No no, I mean object-wise. *thinking* I mean, we can throw Cross out a window later. 

Nightmare: Hmm...actually, the necklace Dream gave me is actually really nice. 

Susie: Pfft, I bet it's trash. Can I see? 

Nightmare: ...no. 

Susie: P-please?!

Nightmare: F*CK. NO. 

Susie: Why aren't you wearing it? 

Nightmare: I am, but it's protected by my substance.

Susie: *reaches to grab where she thinks it is* 

Nightmare: Are you trying to feel me?!?!?

Cross: wot-

Susie: *retaliates* U-uh! What about your second object? 

Nightmare: Oh, that's defiantly my bookcase. But why would you as-

Susie: NOREASONGOTOGOBYE *flees*

Nightmare: ....okay????????

Cross: She better not be flirting with you. 

~IN ANOTHER ROOM~

Error: What is it? 

Susie: Well, it's Cross, so we can throw him out a window. 

Killer: But I want to BURN something. AND stab it!

Horror: ME TOO!!

Susie: Okay, okay! So, object-wise, he likes his necklace from Dream the most. Except that's under his goop and I have a feeling we'll all be dead before we even touch him. 

Error: Could we get Cross to take it? He... uh, touches Nightmare a lot. 

Dust: No, Cross would never do that to Nightmare. 

Error: Yeah, is there anything else? 

Susie: His bookcase. We can burn that, and stab all of the books!

Killer: yyyyYYYYESSSS THAT IS THE BEST!! 

Horror: leT'S GO AND BURNNN!!

Error: All of you are crazy. I'm staying here. 

~LATER~

Susie: *holding the bookcase* 

Nightmare: Wha- WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT?!?!?!?!?!??

Susie: *slams it against the ground* 

Nightmare: WHAT THE F*CK?!

Cross: What are you DOING?!

Killer: *lights the bookcase on fire and starts to stab the books with his knife* 

Nightmare: HOLY F*CKING SH*T MOTHER OF GOD YOU B*TCHES!!

Horror: *randomly swings his ax at the bookcase*

Cross: oMG!!!!

Susie: *picks up Cross and launches him at the bookcase*

Nightmare: *grabs Cross before he hits the window, and grabs a fire extinguisher and puts out fire* 

Killer: Aw!!

Nightmare: *sets Cross and grabs everyone else* 

Nightmare: WHY DID YOU PUT MY WAIFU AT RISK YOU B*TCHES?!?!

Killer: *coughs out blood* Th-this is r-really tight N-nightma-

Nightmare: BOSS. I AM YOUR BOSS!

Horror: *thinking* He never makes us call him boss...what's up with him? 

Cross: Nightmare, calm down, it's okay...

Nightmare: *glares at Cross, then calms down*

Nightmare: *sighs* Don't touch my things. THAT INCLUDES CROSS!! *loosens tentacles but still holds them*

Susie: Hey, uh- boss? 

Nightmare: tsk, Whatever. 

Susie: Can you let us down??

Nightmare: ...

Nightmare: *throws everyone out the window* 

Dust: aT LEAST I DON'T HAVE TO DIVVVVvvveee

Error: Pfft, someone had a breakdow-

Nightmare: *throws Error out the window too*

123123german

All of you need to gain dominance and gang up on nightmare and cross throw them in a freezing lake or pool

*Everyone teleports back to the castle*

Error: Yeah, I'm not doing that. Nightmare's in a bad mood. *walks away*

Killer: I'm still up for some more destruction!!

Horror: HECK YEAH!!

Susie: HELL YEAH!!

Dust: *slowly backs away and goes to watch TV*

Dust: dON'T GET HURT KILLER!!

Killer: I'll try but i mAKE NO PROMISES-

~LATER...AGAIN!! (also why u so mad at Nightmare lol)~

Nightmare: *reading from a book in his drawer*

Cross: *watching TV with Error and Dust*

Horror: bOOM MOTHERF*CKERS!! *teleports Nightmare and Cross into a random pond in Snowdin*

Nightmare: rEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Cross: WHY MEEEE?!?!?!?1

*5 Seconds Later*

Nightmare: *teleports him and Cross back to the castle, soaking wet*

Nightmare: *smiling really wide* 

Killer: *backs up* Uh, h-hey boss! What'cha up t-to? 

Susie: *runs*

Nightmare: That was strike two. One more strike. 

Nightmare: I. 

Nightmare: Will. 

Nightmare: KILL.

Nightmare: You. 

Horror: eEP!! *flees*

Killer: *flees*

Nightmare: *heavy breathing and teleports to his room*

Cross: *gets a towel and sits on the couch*

emeade

Lol nice comeback error

Error: *okay sign* THX lol!

Dust: ...it wasn't tho-

Error: oH SHUT UP!! 

Cross: god damn PUNS...

_nagitokomaeda_

may I hug killer? uwu

Killer: *hiding in his closet, then comes out*

Killer: Uh, sure!! *hugs _nagitokoamaeda_*

Killer: I accept any hugs between the hours...

Killer: Uh, every hour. 

Dust: BUT Y'ALL BETTER NOT GET TOO CLOSE OR ELSE-

Killer: oH HUSH YOU!!!

I'm updating a lot more frequently, and there is really no reason to it except that I like to pretend I'm being productive. 

SO expect more chapters! Sorry for the quacked schedule!!